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den2k886-Apr-15 23:01

den2k88

6-Apr-15 23:01

harold aptroot wrote:
Also, she's in your backyard right now.

HE's in MY backyard you heretic infidel!

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Daniel Pfeffer6-Apr-15 23:07

Daniel Pfeffer

6-Apr-15 23:07

OriginalGriff wrote:
Maybe it was the logical inconsistency: If they are invisible, how can they be
pink at the same time?

Q: Why do pink ~~elephants~~unicorns paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q: Have you ever seen a pink ~~elephant~~unicorn in a cherry tree?
A: No. That shows you how effective it is.

It's perfectly logical! Smile | :)

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

CDP18026-Apr-15 23:18

CDP1802

6-Apr-15 23:18

Depending on the wavelength, it could be infrapink or ultrapink.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Agent__0076-Apr-15 23:26

Agent__007

6-Apr-15 23:26

OriginalGriff wrote:
If they are invisible, how can they be pink at the same time?

You just don't understand faith.

You have just been Sharapova'd.

Mark_Wallace6-Apr-15 23:40

6-Apr-15 23:40

OriginalGriff wrote:
If they are invisible, how can they be pink at the same time?

You just don't underst...

... OK, I can't even figure out whom I'm quoting, any more!

OriginalGriff wrote:
And where was this message?

Scientific response:
'Ere 'e be*[^]

"Other" response:
HOW DARE YOU ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT ITS EXISTENCE!!!

* What? Pirates can't be scientific?

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Richard MacCutchan7-Apr-15 2:04

7-Apr-15 2:04

It was actually a reply to a message of mine, and I already asked him how he knows they are pink. I guess it was just one of the trolls.

Sander Rossel6-Apr-15 23:33

Sander Rossel

6-Apr-15 23:33

I'm always up for some angry mobbing!
I'll get the torches and pitchforks.
Do you prefer a burning or a drowning? Big Grin | :-D

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Regards,
Sander

Mark_Wallace6-Apr-15 23:41

6-Apr-15 23:41

It'll have to be burning, because ducks, wood, and witches float.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

HobbyProggy6-Apr-15 23:35

HobbyProggy

6-Apr-15 23:35

Mark_Wallace wrote:
Ter'r'rism must be stamped out, no matter which bunch of blinkered psychos performs it.

Yeah throw em in a plane and ... D'Oh! | :doh:

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Mark_Wallace6-Apr-15 23:42

6-Apr-15 23:42

HobbyProggy wrote:
Yeah throw em in a plane and ...

... straighten them out?[^]

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

HobbyProggy6-Apr-15 23:45

HobbyProggy

6-Apr-15 23:45

You could also flatten them a bit[^]

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Cornelius Henning7-Apr-15 2:29

Cornelius Henning

7-Apr-15 2:29

Yes, flatten them and then give them a free membership to the
[Flat Earth Society]

Richard MacCutchan7-Apr-15 2:00

7-Apr-15 2:00

Not me; I thought it was funny.

Mark_Wallace7-Apr-15 3:10

7-Apr-15 3:10

That's what I figured, but every church, whether a mighty cathedral or a tiny village rockpile, has nests of politics, gossip, and bitchiness -- and that's where ter'r'rists learn their evil craft!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Richard MacCutchan7-Apr-15 3:23

7-Apr-15 3:23

We draw the line at politics. But we do encourage biscuits and cake.

Mark_Wallace7-Apr-15 3:26

7-Apr-15 3:26

Beh.

You're just using biscuits and cake as a patisserie shield against American bombs!

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Richard MacCutchan7-Apr-15 3:28

7-Apr-15 3:28

User 101325467-Apr-15 3:48

User 10132546

7-Apr-15 3:48

Sounds awfully familiar.. Laugh | :laugh:

Mark_Wallace wrote:
every ~~church~~ company, whether a mighty ~~cathedral~~ software giant or a tiny ~~village rockpile~~ 6-man development team, has nests of politics, gossip, and bitchiness -- and that's where ~~ter'r'rists~~ most of us learn ~~their~~ our evil craft!

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.

MQOTD

V.6-Apr-15 21:13

6-Apr-15 21:13

Movie Quote Of The Day

I'm just a guy, I work in an office building doing office building stuff. I wasn't exactly bursting with joie de vivre before I got here, life just sucks in general.

Which movie?

V.

(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

HobbyProggy6-Apr-15 21:23

HobbyProggy

6-Apr-15 21:23

The IT Guy?[^]

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RUs1236-Apr-15 21:34

RUs123

6-Apr-15 21:34

Rambo: First Blood * First Blood * First Blood *25 if I remember correctly. Big Grin | :-D

Joan M6-Apr-15 21:40

Joan M

6-Apr-15 21:40

Life of Pi Green Alien | [Alien]

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Johnny J.6-Apr-15 22:08

Johnny J.

6-Apr-15 22:08

Would that be the scientific value of pi or the biblical one[^]? Confused | :confused:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Winston Churchill, 1944
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Me, all the time

Agent__0076-Apr-15 21:48

Agent__007

6-Apr-15 21:48

The Cylinder[^]

You have just been Sharapova'd.