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Coder For Hire wrote: OriginalGriff wrote:
0) Take my meds
1) Make a ToDo list. √
2) Tick off the first item. √
3) Realise I have completed 2 items. √
4) Reward myself for a job well done
FTFY
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That reminds me of writing homework reports.
Put it off until the last few days.
Start writing in fear of being late.
Write title - done for the day, rest till tomorrow. 
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Make a todo list and forget where I put it.
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I would respond to that but I do not remember what we are talking about.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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a) you appear to have forgotten item 0.
z) we don't want to hear about your self-rewarding practices
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Most people would get stuck at 2.
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5) Start a new todo list, because this bluddy phone app only gives me space to display five lines of the list.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Guys share your Weekend's plans.
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Member 11547329 wrote: Stay Strong Weekend is coming soon!!
That's funny when you say it on a Friday. I always think of that phrase on Mondays.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Hey but reality is that Friday only night weekend starts.
Right?
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Eat.
Sleep.
Code.
Stroke cat.
Conquer the world and make you all my personal slaves.
Maybe a little light hoovering.
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OriginalGriff,
These are good plans but its regular plans.any special plans?
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I don't conquer the world every weekend you know!
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Yeah, but it is Easter you know 
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Happy Chocolate Egg Day to you!
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That (the chocolate) IS how you conquer the world 
Proof![^]
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Ah, but my daughter decided, years ago, to postpone Easter by a week, because that way she gets twice as many chocolate eggs for the same money.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You do, but you also get twice as big too 
At least I would.
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Ha! I don't get a look-in, where chocolate is concerned. I have to keep a secret stash.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I had that too, but mine was always empty 
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Amazing, isn't it?
No matter how often I fill it up...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And no matter how much little I eat too 
I have thus concluded that humans will do anything for chocolate. Charlie and the chocolate factory isn't a fairy tale, its a true story. Just esquire about the chocolate consumption in the rich countries, and you'll see the truth
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Well, it's not the kind of thing you do more than once, unless you are the type of world dictator that you get in James Bond movies. Hint: Do not explain your plan to the master spy. Instead, shoot him in the head several times immediately and make sure he is head. Then find how he got in, fix the problems, and deal with any staff involved in a similar manner.
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Superb Dude.
I like it.
Great Words
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