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Ban the hamsters who ate my link! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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does look like someone forgot to feed them today
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Any non-brit and most brits after a pub trip?  
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I use 1TBS
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It only happened because the copilot couldn't get back into the cockpit, ban terrorist-resistant doors!
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wasn't the co-pilot on the cockpit side of the door? maybe they should fit the doors the other way round
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Imagine the pilot left, then the co-pilot thought, "Hey, I need to relieve myself too" and he leaves the cockpit.
What then?
No way into the cockpit.
No radio contact.
No way to control the plane.
You may be onto something...
"Sit pilot, stay."
Even better, they start wearing fighter pilot suits and they can relieve themselves right there in the cockpit. The doors do not disengage unless the plane is on the ground.
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Paul M Watt wrote: The doors do not disengage unless the plane is on the ground.
So how would the stewardesses get in to serve the pilots (coffee)??? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Vacuum tubes!!!
BTW, thanks for clarifying with coffee.
Although, vacuum tubes could probably also serve other purposes too!
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or bring back three man flight crew? or install rest rooms in cockpits (maybe not if that aircraft that had to turn back after someone had left a pong in one is anything to go by)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Place a third pilot in the cockpit and two must remain there at all times.
Problem solved (this particular problem anyway).
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Paul M Watt wrote: Problem solved
Unless there are TWO terrorists... 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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have a questionnaire before take off, note the number of passengers who put occupation down as terrorism and then ensure you have one more pilot than terrorists - problem solved
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Can you please share the exact formula where n is the number of terrorists? I need it urgentz. Also, please send me the codez! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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please post this in the correct forum
(please note that I applaud your correct format for this post)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: your correct format for this post
Actually not, I should have used txtspeak and/or all upper or lower case!
Need to get my stuff together, I think! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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the format was correct, but yes, the spelling let you down, you also forgot using big words is also a no no
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Would you like that written in real-time JAVA?
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I know!
Let's replace all aeroplanes with the drones that Amazon is developing. They could pick up each passenger from home, and drop them (literally!) at their final destination.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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as long as they don't use parcelforce, as you would get dropped at the local depot and a bit of paper stuck though the letterbox of your destination saying you can be collected between 10.15 and 10.30 any first Tuesday in the month except those ending in y
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I feel like that would have been a more appropriate title than "No, it's not always quicker to do things in memory". Of course it's not, when you decide to do it in memory the slowest way possible (namely, but concatenating strings repeatedly). And the other scenario mentioned (prefixing a string) is also easily handled (a certain somebody wrote a certain article on how to do that, but I won't mention any names).
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Back when I was being trained by Charlie and Ada, we never even used string as they were just too damned slow!
veni bibi saltavi
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Ada ah I remember her well but she was a little slut; all those packages coming and going and the occasional rendezvous, made my stack overflow.
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When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Matron, he's out of bed again
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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They let me leave the home once a week and today's the day! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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I didn't realise Charlie and Lola did development training. I know they want kids to program earlier, but isn't that taking things a bit far.
Lola says: "You must absolutely completely remember to check that variable thingy's are not the same as null before using them to get at other thingys".
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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