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You should probably get checked out. That was incredibly boring. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I have a capture of an earlier version of this[^] as my user picture at work.
No one's ever asked  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's hypercool, Gary!
/ravi
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The two morning food groups; coffee and donuts! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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/ravi
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But now I'm hungry, just put on a pot of coffee so I got that covered but what replaces donuts?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Just finished a post-dinner beer + chips (reqd to assist in a TakeStock debugging session). Now off to bed. Enjoy your virtual donut! (Perhaps a pop tart or a Twinkie could substitute?)
/ravi
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The link implies its a torus, but it's not, it's a donut I tell you!!
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Proof that virtual reality < reality.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Amstel drinking vodka.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Still Harp ing about vodka?
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Eh, blow it out your Bass!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I drink my Missus beer when she isn't looking. Don't Stella.
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Budweiser's not beer! Budvar, however....
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Every time you say beer, Michellobes are burning from the trouble that's brewing. It ales her to see you like this, you know. You have to be lager than this.
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This 'school'[^] apparently offers an interesting course on its history.
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I think you meant Buttwiper? 
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OriginalGriff wrote: all brands of beer
You went from this[^] to Budweiser? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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But not wiser if you're drinking Bud.
I would have thought you'd have more Brains.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Budweiser
You've stopped drinking beer altogether?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lego, Las !
Ooops, wrong saga... ! 
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Rebel propaganda. Please give me your address and in a few minutes a few friendly stormtroopers will be knocking at your door to see after you.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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