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No I am programmer, I don't run fast
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Who said speed matters? That'd be premature optimization. 
Of course, you could simply install a spare microwave to catch the exception.
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Clearly not a real-time programmer then!
It's not a question of optimization, it's a question of a race condition.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Hah, you're right! Efficiency was never part of the question!
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Pualee wrote: In a twisted sort of way, that shows exactly what is wrong with coders managers these days... 
FTFY.
Life is too shor
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Can't put the coffee machine in the microwave - it's made of metal and might catch fire.
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Ah, our are isolated with wood, so this cannot happen. Deutsche Qualität.
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I think it's already on fire!
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Quote: it's already on fire!
...and we have a solution for that!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A good example of encapsulation.
I'd rather be phishing!
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*Handling exception in encapsulated classes.
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he would do nothing - its a hardware problem
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's more funnier than the joke!  
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Good solution, incorporating the principles of both re-usability and encapsulation.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Three DBA's walk into the Mongo Bar, but they didn't like it...
... they couldn't find a table. 
veni bibi saltavi
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I'd Drop it if I were you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Go pivot!
veni bibi saltavi
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Hey, what kind of language is that? Show a little Constraint, will you?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Should I delete it?
veni bibi saltavi
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INSERT INTO SunshineFreeLocation (...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: SunshineFreeLocation
Isn't that the deep ravine up near Skund?
veni bibi saltavi
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"Your Finger You Fool"?
I think you are thinking of the village of Slice:
"One of these small hamlets, Slice, is in a deep forested cleft in the mountains and contains both the original Rock and a Hard Place (where there is right of way) and the Place Where the Sun Does Not Shine, which will be shown to visitors for a small fee (postcards available)."
No, it's where the monkey keeps his nuts.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CRUD, these bad jokes could go on all day.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Depends a little on how many that Join in...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Only a select few will understand the joke, I had to update your rep. Not like some of the crud jokes you get here that should be deleted (I'd like to execute some posters). I say let's insert some amusing values into this transaction and commit to following procedure. Let's create an index of good taste, clustered around solid relationships.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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