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thanks for the link. my browser even can not open this page!
diligent hands rule....
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...or a shotgun.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Only problem with that is he might've hit his sister, too.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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How about a gelding knife then...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Deserves nomination for a bravery award.
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Company is doing Oxycodone testing two days next week. For me the test is not a problem, however they are closing the men's restroom to use for the testing. 
Now, I am an old fart. I have GI issues and closure means I will need to go down two flights of stairs to get to a restroom. 
Think I will call in sick and only come in for my scheduled test.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Not for IT
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Linux shop? 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Thought of that after I posted....
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The problem with having a drug test is all the revising you need and need to do.
veni bibi saltavi
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Work from home or wear a diaper.
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Can't they just give people the Oxycodone at their desk? It's not like it's some sort of pull-down-your-pants injectable.
Besides, I don't see why it needs much testing as it's already known to work.
Are there other drugs to test? Do you get to volunteer or do they assign them to you. Just a suggestion: don't volunteer for laxative testing as it could be a mind-blowing experience.
As for the restroom closure - only the Men's restroom? Are they only testing men? I believe that's usually found to be illegal these days. Sexual discrimination or some such matter.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Isn't it a test for Oxycodone (and other opiates) conducted via a urine test?
I'd suspect you'd want a bathroom for that...and the same bathroom can be used for both genders without adding any "embarrassment factor" of tampon dispensers etc. if you use the male restroom.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Isn't it a test for Oxycodone (and other opiates) conducted via a urine test?
Test for it? I thought they were testing with it.
It would certainly smell better.
Aside: what have you got against tampon dispensers? That's really it, isn't it! Some sort of trauma I suppose. Now is the time to disclose it - purge it - and move on.
Meanwhile - I think I'll curl up into fetal position and try to remember if I took my meds.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: what have you got against tampon dispensers?
Personally? Nothing - but there are some people for whom the whole subject is a red-rag!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: red-rag!
Ouch!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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OriginalGriff wrote: without adding any "embarrassment factor" of tampon dispensers etc. if you use the male restroom
Those low-down, funny-shaped sinks with the weird soap in them wouldn't embarrass the female test-ees? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: with the weird soap in them
Soap?
SOAP?
I always assumed it was breath mints... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Richard Deeming wrote: female test-ees
That spelled "testes" and a disturbing thought.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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As long as you can keep them from eating the big SweeTarts it should be okay.
Will Rogers never met me.
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