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P0mpey3 wrote: Happy 30th Grandma
If you had 30 Grandmas, you'd probably want to keep that quiet. 
Damn Lutonians, don't know how to use a comma, mumble, grumble, ...
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yep. The only decent thing is to draw a line at 29.
Life is too shor
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P0mpey3 wrote: They filmed a series of CSI:Luton but no cases got solved as nobody had any Dental Records and all the DNA was the same
Ok, now THAT's funny
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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It would be wrong to post this to Dave, wouldn't it?
veni bibi saltavi
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Why not post it on his blog/website? Sure will make his constituents remember him!
Life is too shor
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I assumed he still lurks, even if he doesn't post.
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The magistrate has ordered him to stop that. It's just creepy.
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Was he put into the stocks for something he posted before?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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P0mpey3 wrote: Luton is a magical place
There be wizards?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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No, but they've got a magic bean counter
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: No, but they've got a magic bean counter
i see...[^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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A few old witches perhaps.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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P0mpey3 wrote: They filmed a series of CSI:Luton but no cases got solved as nobody had any Dental Records and all the DNA was the same.
Plus when they turned the UV lights on half the kids' faces started to glow.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Are you sure they needed the UV for that?
veni bibi saltavi
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P0mpey3 wrote: They filmed a series of CSI:Luton but no cases got solved as nobody had any Dental Records
How is that different than anywhere else in England?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Sounds like every city here in the States...and I mean, every city. 
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Are you trying to lure DD into making an appearance?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Rob Grainger wrote: Are you trying to lure DD into making an appearance
It would take more than a few minor insults to his town, he an aspiring politician, hide like a rhino.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Three things a Luton girl should ask a man before dating him:
1. Do you have a job?
2. Do you have a car?
3. Do you live in it?
(okay, it's a recycled Bullhead City joke, but it works as well...)
What do you get when you put 6 Luton girls in one room?
A full set of teeth.
I've got more, but I'll fetch my coat instead...
Will Rogers never met me.
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It's tougher than expected, making up these clues. Anyway, here's my offering :
For a blanket covering, can one erupt violently?(11)
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It is harder than you think, isn't it? 
COUNTERPANE - anagram of CAN ONE ERUPT
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'll not give up the day job then.
Winner!
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Damn!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Good clue. Easy, but good! (honest, I got it without reading Griff's post.) (really!) (Why don't you believe me?)
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Ta  I need to work on being a little less obvious, I guess.
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