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On my way to the train station this am I was walking past achurch in the road was a desdestroyed pair of trousers, a pair of ripped socks on the pavement and a traffic cone that was obviously the chew toy of a large dog. The most obvious answer is a werewolf is loose in Bristol, looking at the locals not a surprise!
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glennPattonCONTRACTING wrote: Occams razor
Personally, I prefer Gillette - that's the best a man can get (apart from Jennifer Aniston of course...)
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Wow, you seem to be really scared, looks like you were shivering while typing that post.
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Typing on galaxy phone with fat fingers. ....
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glennPattonCONTRACTING wrote: galaxy phone with fat fingers
Wow, a galaxy phone with fingers! 
Beware when putting that phone into your trouser pocket. 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I never put a cell mobile in trouser pockets for that reason and also I am never that fond of a microwave tx near important places if you get the meaning.
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Weird behaviour in Bristol? Move along, there's nothing to see.
veni bibi saltavi
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The other possibility is you are boarding the train at Luton station.
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glennPattonCONTRACTING wrote: The most obvious answer is a werewolf is loose in Bristol
But the moon won't be full until this weekendThursday!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 3-Mar-15 5:21am.
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Ah, remember this is Bristol. ..It's so likely they lost track of time plus they probably think s it's Saturday. ...
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Werewolf or not, in a modern economy you cannot fall back to archaic, preindustrial privileges. How do you want to compete with CheapWolf248.cn?
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peterchen wrote: How do you want to compete with CheapWolf248.cn
[As a werewolf] By biting off more than I can chew? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 4-Mar-15 5:26am.
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If you take away Occam's razor, what are you left with?
Hmm. I think I may have just stolen one of Griff's posts.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Occam's stubble?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Ooh!
My new phrase: "By the beard of Occam!"
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Mark_Wallace wrote: "By the beard of Occam!"
What, and offend all of the fundamentalist logicians out there?! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Message removed.
--EDIT
Perhaps it was not a good idea. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
modified 3-Mar-15 5:16am.
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'Cause the Brits are weird 
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What do you hear about Americans from Americans?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Usually stories about shooting each other
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OK, so we have deduced:
- Americans are @rseholes
- Britons are weird
I'd call that a satisfactory conclusion. Next meeting is Monday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Fair enough. Who's in the firing line for the next meeting? (Hmm Probably the Americans again if it's a firing line)
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The French and the Teletubbies.
Should be enough to keep us busy for an hour.
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