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If you cross the Godfather with a lawyer, do you get an offer you can’t understand?
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You get a loan shark where the interest compounds in 15 minute intervals.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I wouldn't dare cross the Godfather at all 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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You get an offer that you don't want to misunderstand.
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You get an offer you can't refute.
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Is it posted or not? Do I get a +1 or -1 point?
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yes
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Is it posted or not?
Only if someone looks at it, in which case the speed of the post changes.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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There's a cat outside with a box. He looks angry.
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"In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."
-- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You forgot the 4th state "In transition", since they have 9 lives?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Why a quote Griff? Cat got your tongue? 
Oh, there is mine.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Its probably a radioactive zombie, vampire cat.
Is dead, alive, and undead that glows in the dark so it can read physic magazines at night.
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I never used to like cats. I want one of these though.
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For that to be a Schrodinger's post, the "or" needs to be an "and". 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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If wave equation results in 1 (and only 1), then chances are points are found in the space. Otherwise, hey wait where is my 1.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It is posted and not. You have my upvote and downvote, until you actually check your rep.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Is it posted or not? Do I get a +1 or -1 point?
I would reply, but I haven't read your posting, yet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I guess I was half-dead, so I didn't see whatever Schrodinger posted, but it must have been extreme to get him completely kicked off CodeProject.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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BROOKSVILLE, Fla. – Police say a Florida woman struck a child with a belt and sent her to school in a T-shirt marked with comments about her failing grades.
The woman, 30-year-old Melany Joyce Alexander of the Tampa Bay area, is charged with abuse and cruelty to a child.
The tshirt Mommy Dearest forced her daughter to wear read in part: "I AM Not aloud to have A boyfriend No time soon.[sic]" 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The English is pretty bad...but that's probably part of why Mommy Dearest was so annoyed.
I don't think the belt was appropriate, but she should get a medal for embarrassing her daughter into (perhaps) learning something at last...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't think the belt was appropriate
When I was a kid, the sound of leather clearing belt loops was not what you wanted to hear. It certainly kept us from doing stupid shit.
More often than not, a belt certainly IS appropriate, and the general outlook that it isn't is precisely the reason kids are the way they are today.
It's a fact of human nature that kids need to have a knot yanked in them when they screw up.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Although I agree with you, most people don't. I know this fact doesn't sway you, nor I, but I do find it interesting and felt like mentioning it.
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