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string Damocles;
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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double gin;
veni bibi saltavi
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Point taken;
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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throw new Pitch()
catch ( Fly ball )
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class joke : CSS-Puns[^] , oldjoke
{
public joke()
{}
}
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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public bool party;
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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byte me;
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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That's much more funnier than the joke! 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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double Ds;
std::vector<string> pearls;
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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ulong forBetterJokes;
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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float theBismark;
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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In high school my schoolmate wrote this on a test, when we were studying pointers.
free (willy);
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Looks like an average 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down.
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Ah... the ups and downs of the housing market. Be careful, or you could be taken for a ride.
/ravi
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Cool! 
Wonder if that would work with my 2 room appartment as well? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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it would probably easier to turn that into a rollercoaster trolly
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Only if they are really big rooms.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ouch, that looks uncomfortable.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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