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And it came to pass in that place that a plague was smitten upon the land.
And it was not good.
The people came to Him and complained "My nose runneth over!"
"Verily!" He replied, "this is a plague upon you, sent by your enemies, using an infernal device!"
And they were sore afraid, and asked "What is this device of which you speak!"
"The Canaanite People's Infiltration Project" He began "that was called TCP/IP, built a place from whence Man-Flu could be sent to corrupt the flesh of thine enemies!"
"Spread this gospel!" he told them. And they went from that place, and by word of mouth, passed on the story.
And over time, what with their blocked sinuses and all, did the Word become corrupted, and what was "The Cold Projector" became "The Code Project"
And Chris saw that it was good.
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Praise be to Bob!
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And His name is Good. And beelzebub said "HA! and I will say it backward at 33rpm and it will be Evil"
And he did.
And it wasn't.
And Lucifer went from the lounge, with his fiery tail between his legs.
"But whither goeth the lord of the flies" they asked.
"where else would such an Evil brain reside?" came the response "In Quick Answers"
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[I forget who said this originally]
There is much in your post that is clever, and much that is original. Unfortunately, the part that is clever is not original, and the part that is original is not clever. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Those are joke names, though, not what they actually call things.
What's more amusing is how they name movies and famous people. If my missus starts talking about a western writer/politician/actor, I never have the slightest idea whom she's talking about.
Oh, I did guess Audrey Hepburn -- not because the "Hepburn" was in any way recognisable, but because the "Orderley" had to be either her or Jerry Lewis.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah, another web page designed by cool kids for other cool kids. I'm assuming it's some sort of series of pictures?
Obviously nothing you could write in HTML in Notepad. That would be so totally uncool, making things accessible to everyone.
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I like my pleasure spiked with pain so took my seat around the twisted smooch dais (13)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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50SHADESOGREY
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"50's Hades Orgy"
Now that's what I call a theme party! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Hade's 50's Orgy
FTFY
UPDATE:
17 Feb 2015 2:26pm 0 Participant Posted spam or abusive message Forum Message Re: WSOCCC
17 Feb 2015 2:26pm -16 Debator General Forum Message Downvoted Forum Message Re: WSOCCC
come on, seriously?
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
modified 17-Feb-15 8:54am.
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Probably down-voted because there's no apostrophe in Hades. 
Down-vote countered.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I suddenly realised my grammar mistake 
Thanks for the countervote, what puzzles me is who felt offended but didn't bother to write two words to say it openly, may them be simply "flock you"...
Geek code v 3.12
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I sorry, but I never got an invitation...
What am I saying?  I'm glad I never got ...
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sadomasochist
took my seat = SAT
around twisted smooch dias = anag.
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Yep, nice and easy.
Your turn again you fool.
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I've got (what I think is) a good one for tomorrow!
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So the wife dragged me off to watch Fifty Shades of Grey last night.
There were about 3 men in there (all with female partners), the rest were women in small groups of pairs. As we were waiting for it to start another couple turned up and walked past to take their seats, her to her "If I fall asleep don't bother waking me up".
It was poor, very poor, aside from the predictably cheesy dialogue, stereotyped shots of her gently biting the ends of pencils, him grasping random things in a manly way, aside from those things it was just very, very dull.
Took ages to get anywhere, the sex scenes were not particularly erotic, and in the end it was all just a bit sad.
But maybe that is the point, I have seen it said that this is the first attempt to create a film with erotic scenes from the female point of view, and my wife loved it, as did most of the other women I heard taking as we left.
One couple walking out alongside us, him to her "bloody hell, the things I do for you", his missus and mine then had a brief chat about how they'd enjoyed it so me and him agreed they could go to the next one together and we'd wait for them in the pub down the road. So at least I got a man date out of the experience.
Spoiler alert:
She is a young virgin English Lit student, he is the young and mysterious billionaire, they meet through some convoluted and unrealistic construct, there is an implausible attraction they both feel, he pursues her, gives her gifts, she doesn't question why the man who could have everything is so keen on her, he whisks her off to his house, she asks if he is going to make love to her now, instead he shows her the 'play room'. He explains everything he wants from her, even draws up a contract, continues to give her gifts and try to please her, despite constantly saying what he doesn't do keeps doing them to try to please her.
She tries to change him.
That essentially is the story here, man wants woman, woman has all the power and tries to change the man to make him perfect.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: That essentially is the story here, man wants woman, woman has all the power and tries to change the man to make him perfect.
Dude, that's always the story 
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Keith Barrow wrote: Dude, that's always the story
No. Not always.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Well, that saved me a couple hours of my life. Thank you.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Think of the domestic Brownie Points you accrued just sitting there 
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Talking of just sitting there, the seats in that cinema are not comfortable at all, my arse would have been less sore if it had taken the spankings rather than had to sit there watching them.
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I honestly don't understand the fuss about it, there are plenty of novels like this one already around. But there is no rationality to expect in things making the buzz...
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