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There's an easy way out - just put your underpants on your head, two pencils up your nose, and say "Wibble" a lot. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DCExerOsA[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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This goes way back: [^].
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Where is 22? There has to be a 22.
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I think, twenty too must be there.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You are catching the problem...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, he's trying...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So what's finally the result here?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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WTF are you talking about.
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If a man is talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?
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Of course he is, because he'd tell himself what was wrong, and that's forbidden behaviour, apparently.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No - but he is still not OK!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Neither did I understand the question, nor the answer!
Push Framework - now released !
http://www.pushframework.com
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That is the "Thought of the day" - keep thinking. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote: If a man is talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?
Right or wrong is irrelevant. He needs to see a doctor!
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Hah!
Sometimes the only person you can get any sense from is yourself... 
You only need to see a doctor when you start arguing with yourself, and lose!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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talking is not the issue, answering back is!
I'd rather be phishing!
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OriginalGriff wrote: If a man is talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?
Yes, but it doesn't matter because there's no one around to remind him of the fact 10 years later.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: there's no one around to remind him of the fact for the next 10 years later or longer.
FTFY!
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A man is wrong by definition.
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Depends. Are you that man? 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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This is a bit like Schrodinger's cat:
He is, of course, in an indeterminate state until a woman enters the room. At the point she enters the room, the probability wave collapses and he is wrong.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Marc
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don't know what you mean - moo
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: don't know what you mean - moo
So claims you and the 21 other cows.
Marc
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just what is your beef
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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