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A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.
“What’s the first hut for?” he asks.
“That’s my house,” says the castaway.
“What’s the second hut for?”
“That’s my church.”
“And the third hut?”
“Oh, that?” sniffs the castaway. “That’s the church I used to go to.”
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Must be a religious thing, because I don't get it...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Strangely, there is a Scandinavian joke in the SoapBox that provoked the same response in me.
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I know that you can say a lot about 50 shades, but calling it religious might be a little over the top... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, I just meant I didn't get it.
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I'm glad it wasn't just me..
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Johnny J. wrote: Must be a religious thing
Not really. It's just not very funny.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: It's just not very funny.
Yes it is! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Explaining a joke is never funny, but here it goes...
Religious people tend to fight a lot over how their book should be interpreted, thus a new category of that religion is born. E.g. catholics, protestants, reformed... I live in a town with about 3500 people, we used to have two churches, we now have three (because of some fight in one church). A somewhat bigger town a bit further away even has about 12 churches for 14000 people (and that's not all religious people). And a lot of those people go to churches in nearby towns, like mine, because the churches in their own town do something wrong.
Not saying they're all like that, but it happens 
Perhaps I just found it to be hilarious because I've seen it happen in my direct environment
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Can you see a group of programmers translated half-way round-the-world into some tropical zone all following this schedule ?
"7am - yoga, jogging, reading, etc.
8am - breakfast with friends from the group
9:30am - stand-up meeting at the workspace
9:45am - start morning work session
1pm - lunch at a nearby restaurant or cafe
2pm - work, work, work
6pm - talk from one of our mentors
7pm - dinner and hanging out with the group
8pm - games, movies, or nightlife"[^].
They're going arrive in northern Thailand April 5 for whatever: it will be the bloody-hottest time of year, and the air-pollution is almost always, at that time, horrible (seasonal, deliberately set, fires). Beginning April 13, the north will transmogrify into the four-day water-throwing riot, Songkraan (Thai New Year).
Minds will be blown, of that I'm sure.
I hope I can find where these keyboard-gypsies are staying, and drop in on them, just to grok who they are. I wonder if any of them actually have employers paying for these excursions.
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BillWoodruff wrote: 7am - yoga, jogging, reading
Jogging at 7am? 
I do coffee and a smoke, you go run. Just don't run in the rain, you'll catch a cold.
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Jogging?!
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BillWoodruff wrote: "7am - yoga, jogging, reading, etc.
Coincidently, a friend of mine just recommended I started doing yoga in the morning. He gets up at 5:15 to do this stuff! 
Not being a morning person I responded in the only way that made sense to me: "ARE YOU F****** OUT OF YOUR MIND!? "
I already have trouble getting up at 7:30. I regularly oversleep till 8:30 (and I've tried, but there's really little I can do about it) 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I already have trouble getting up at 7:30. I regularly oversleep till 8:30 (and I've tried, but there's really little I can do about it)
I am convinced that each person has an ideal schedule of wakeful and sleep times, and that one of the keys to not feeling like crap in the morning is to find that schedule and keep to it.
Sadly for those around me, my schedule is up at 5:00 a.m. and in bed at 9:00-10:00 p.m. "Early to bed" (got it) "and early to rise" (got that too) "makes a man healthy" (reasonably) "wealthy" (you've got got be kidding) "and wise" (nope).
Software Zen: delete this;
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So you are awake 4-5 hours? And get 19-20 hours of sleep? How do you get any work done?!?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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He obviously needs a 'p' after waking up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm thoroughly middle-aged. It happens a couple times a night as well  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yeah, I think so too. Unfortunately my sleep schedule is not in line with business hours...
I've been awake until 2 AM last night because I couldn't sleep because I slept until 10 AM yesterday morning (while I slept before 12 PM the night before that!)
I guess I'll go to bed extra early tonight (although tonight my brain will think differently)
I delivered the morning newspaper, having to get up at about 5 AM eac morning, for seven years! Each morning was a struggle. People said "you'll get used to it." Don't you believe it... People asked me if I woke at 5 AM on a sunday too, because waking up at 5 AM was in my system. Hell no! I never woke at 5 AM if I didn't have too!
I may not find my ideal sleep schedule until I'm retired though
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Wait 'til you get kids.
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I'll first need a girlfriend.
I don't see either one happening anytime soon though
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throw new NotSupportedException();
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I don't think I have an ideal sleep schedule at all. It's different every day. When I don't have to get up, I mostly wake up beween 6:30 and 7:00 (the time I get up during the week). Rarely I manage to sleep until 8:00 or 9:00. And sometimes I wake up at 4:00 or 5:00 and can't fall asleep again. So I can just as well get up. And then I get really tired in the afternoon ...
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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I have trouble getting out of bed after 04h00. Sometimes a large breakfast might prompt me to climb back in until 05h00. The other day I took my meds too late (after 00h00) and slept until 09h00. After getting up for breakfast at 04h00.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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BillWoodruff wrote: 7am - yoga, jogging, reading, etc
One hour is too less time for all that. (8 am is breakfast time).
Also, yoga is perhaps better done from about 5 am for about 30 to 40 minutes.
Q: Does yoga include pranayama also?
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Avijnata wrote: Q: Does yoga include pranayama also?
Well, who knows what their use of the word "yoga" means ... I'll bet they don't know.
But, I'd wager they'll not be doing anything that's like true Pranayama a la Patanjali. On the other hand the whole circus might be run by the pseudo-sikh devotees of Yogi Bhajan, and they might all be doing bhastrika until they pass out Or, they might be torturing their joints, sinews, and tendons, with that Iyengar-flavor masochism.
cheers, Bill
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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