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That because all who saw it run to hide 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well that was the intended effect!
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You need ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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I am contracting for a firm that makes coffee machines, I tend to have too much at the moment.
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Then you need ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Not a good way to start the day and an indication you're getting older.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Not a good way to start the day and an indication you're not getting older enough sleep.
FIFY
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: Not a good way to start the day and an indication you're not getting older enough sleep sheep
FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You can try making a instant coffee with only hot water the that strange brown substance so you will be able to make real coffee. Making that wrong will mean that you just shouldn't get up from the bed at all.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Burn the heretic!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or you can just replace the coffee with English breakfast tea 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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That stuff should never be mentioned in the lounge, what if kids start using it? 
veni bibi saltavi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Help!
Um, OK.
But I've got to go back to the beginning of the posting, first. I can't remember what the problem is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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First a cup of coffee. It's like oxygen masks on airplanes, first put your own on before helping others.
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Abandon coffee! I did it 40+ years ago - only the first 39 were hard to overcome  ...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Abandon coffee!
Coffee is dangerous and must be regulated by the government immediately.
People who drink it are terrible people and I'm having an extra large cup now.
Seriously, this cup of coffee is huge.
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That's a funny coincindence, because I made coffee the other day and forgot to put the coffee in. 
Came down to a pot of clear hot water. 
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I do the same thing, except I forget why I went to the kitchen in the first place.
/ravi
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That's a form of threshold event, called the doorway effect[^] - the change of context "resets" your memory.
There is a technical term for it: Woking[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's a form of threshold event, called the doorway effect[^]
Damn. And all this while I just assumed I'd gone senile.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Damn. And all this while I just assumed I'd gone senile.
No, that's in addtion to going senile... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Whaaa? Speak up - I can't hear you, sonny!
/ravi
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And you're hard of hearing, but that's not from age, that's from too much Cosmic Junk. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Aye! 'Tis no wonder I now embrace the acoustic guitar and piano.
/ravi
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