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These are the contents of a mysterious white bag found hidden in Neil Armstrong's closet: Weird looking lamps, wrenches, utility brackets, sights, and a film camera that later was identified as the one that captured the famous Apollo 11's descent on the Moon's surface. What? You never took anything home from the office?
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Neil Strong Arm?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Every major criminal starts with one small step.
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If you believe, he hid his stash on the moon, stash on the moon.
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You probably didn’t know it, but you’ve been buying garbage Ethernet cables your entire life. Fortunately, there’s finally a better option and it only costs as much as a used car. Something something about fools and money
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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So it's made by Monster Cable and sold by Best Buy?
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Had to check the calendar - for a fraction of the second I thought it is the 1st of April...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Fools are their money are easily parted.
(That's the plan anyway)
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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You know, I think this guy below may have identified the reason farcebook looks like complete junk.
Christopher Shaffer wrote: "I never noticed how much data my cheap Ethernet cords lost until I switched to this one.
All of those YouTube comments that look misspelled or like they're missing words? Actually a result of data lost in transmission. After switching to this cable, they turned into eloquent speeches.
It's a little expensive, but I'd never go back."
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Monthly Tiobe index sees JavaScript reaching new heights. Objective-C? Java? C? Not so much. I wonder if anyone changes what they code in each month to match the new #1?
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Someone took bribe
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Nice to hear....JavaScript 
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Sorry but I cannot celebrate a language with These bad parts[^] becoming more successful.
Its just because we don't have a choice in the browser because W3C are so fricking incapable.
Celebrating this just shows a staggering ignorance of language history.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Rob Grainger wrote: Sorry but I cannot celebrate a language with These bad parts[^] becoming more successful.
You may not be able to celebrate it but the fact is that it's the "assembly language" of the web. We're stuck with it as far as web dev is concerned.
Kevin
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There are so many people in the world, that I think it is possible.
Yet, I don't even trust those popularity results. Think about two things that have equal popularity, but one is harder to use (or simply more prone to errors) than the other.
You will naturally find more questions, answers and posts over the one that's harder to use, simply because the easier to use doesn't raise so many questions.
For example, compare how many questions are there about access violations and memory corruption in C++, C# and JavaScript. And, if we go further, the C# ones will probably be related to PInvoke/unsafe code or related to bugs in libraries that do use PInvoke or unsafe code. JavaScript should never cause access violations so, if it is happening, it will be related to bugged browser implementations. Yet, it seems that those results may be affecting the "popularity index" of the languages.
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And many congratulations for your new job at Microsoft!
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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One of DARPA efforts is a project called Memex, which is essentially a search engine for the deep web and the dark web. "When you stare into the void, the void stares also"
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Friedrich Nietzsche wrote: "And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you."
FTFY 
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Abyss, void
Ubermensch, superman
Toh-may-to, toe-mah-to 
Thanks. That explains why I couldn't find it searching for 'Nietzsche void'.
TTFN - Kent
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Glad to be of service
void* abyss;
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On the Swift side of things, there are a number of changes to the language which are meant to ensure “safe and predictable behavior” and to “improve interaction between Swift and Objective-C.” It's always good when a language supports 'Safe and predictable behavior'
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It's a shame. I really wanted to say Swift evolve into having wild and dangerous behaviour. It would be great to see it unleash a cheetah because to chew on your dangling pointer.
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