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No, the default modus operandi.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Given your comment and the "Message Automatically Removed" I sure am curious what the original message was!
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I think they're looking for programmers at Southern California Edison.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Training included!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It is much harder than working out where to post a question.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Automats have been doing that since at least the 1930s.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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(He probably doesn't know what an automat is.)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Custard pies to the face have been popular since the 30s, too. Maybe he should be educated.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Kids today can't be educated - they already know everything.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That's because the time-honoured effective schooling techniques, e.g. "the thick ear", have been hounded out of use by the wusses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I always considered a modicum of pain tended to make the lesson sink in better. But then I'm a dinosaur in some ways 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"First, you have to get their attention."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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setInterval(function(){ runZeMenu()); }, 3000);
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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We have a menu driven ASP .Net Windows Application. The requirement is that we need to run the menus at scheduled intervals without any human intervention. How do we schedule
to run menus ?
How do we specify the Windows Project and the menu item programmatically ? Any help with regard to this will be greatly appreciated.
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Member 10099014 wrote: we need to run the menus at scheduled intervals
You're not thinking clearly. Call the method behind the menu item (click event handler?), not the item itself.
Member 10099014 wrote: without any human intervention
If you have a layered architecture, including an API layer, you would call the API, not the UI.
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I used to go to Paris[^] frequently to buy liquor.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I've tasted it, it is dangerously good, even if it comes from, well...
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Thank goodness it was in Tennessee.
I thought you were referring to Europe's answer to an Alabama trailer park.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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If they got trailer parks in Paris I'm ready to book a flight. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Only trouble is, the kid no one likes is going to win it all in the first game...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So... I'm going to win? 
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Now, I didn't say that... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have a feeling that the game is staged anyway 
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