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The worse the food, the better the army. One more idea like that and we are invincible. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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They'll be experts in how cats fall from tables in no time.
Watch out humanity!! ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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... and my genes tell me that it's high time to prepare for Karneval[^]. Indeed I should have been active since november now, but I'm stuck in an area where this tradition is almost unknown. Right now Apfelkorn[^] and Kölsch[^] don't help very much and actually bring back the first language I ever learned.[^]
Edit: Just a little drunk post. Seems to be a tradition here, so don't think too much about it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
modified 1-Feb-15 18:23pm.
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the link to Karneval was fun - I saw the ugly Schiachperchten/Perchtenmaske mask at the bottom - ugh !!
I thought the link to 'Colognian' (language) was interesting - from the point of view, that if "Dat hätt dä esu jesaat " has 11 meanings, that's pretty imprecise from an overall German point of view 
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When I'm waiting for the train tomorr today, I would much more like to yell "Kamelle, de Zoch kütt!".
That, of course means the Parade in Cologne in two weeks, not a train.
Edit: 'Dat häs du esu jesaat' actually is very precise by being not precise. It's a classical paradoxon and also includes pretending to takes puns literally. Garth you also must have the gene whitch all the Bavarians around me lack.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
modified 1-Feb-15 19:21pm.
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Ok Garth, I have something for you. Do you want to hear that dialect? Then watch this. You will not understand a word, but I love the smoring and the squeaking throne, just as the totally unprecise meaning of most of the dialogue:
Many Germans will not even understand this[^]
And here we have one with (German subtitles): Have fun.[^]
"Unter uns jesaat: De Imperator is net sone leeve Jong wie ich et bin!"
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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lol ! - you're right, the first I had no chance of - even the second, with the subtitles, was well above my schoolboy German
I had to remember enough German to be a polite tourist last year, while I was in Erlangen for a week - it was fun, but taxing, and, it wasn't really required of course (but I always think its better to have at least hello, please, thanks etc in the local language)
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In years of highschool, none of my teachers was able to correctly pronounce my last name. German can be unpronouncable for anybody used to English, so howerver good yor skills may be, they certainly are an achievement.
On the funny side: In an on oline course, somebody from England tried to prove that German is an ugly and harsh language with a file of himself reading some text. One of the comments: "It IS a ugly language. At least if you pronounce it like a Klingon."
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I used to think way back when I was at school that German was a harsh (I wouldn't say ugly) language - for German, we had a Vietnamese teacher who spoke 5 languages, for French we had an old British gent who had been sheltered by the French resistance after coming down on the wrong side - so he at least had spent time in France.
I was (very) delighted on having gone to Erlangen, through Frankfurt and back to Frankfurt on the way out, that German as spoken in reality is musical and sing-song (although not as sing-song as Swedish)
... and there's nothing like being in a hotel & bar in Frankfurt watching the World Cup Final, surrounded by passionate Germans
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And I thought understanding Saarländers was difficult...
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I count, at least, one drunk person in this thread
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If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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But the stars can get you home...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I hope the Star that takes me home is Sandra Bullock - I like her!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Sorry, but that's called stalking, then the police will take you (home?) instead.
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Also the grain/seeds you had dropped along the path could work. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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they were tasty, I wondered who had dropped them
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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It was him and I guess he now needs to rely upon the scratches he had drawn on the tree-barks while his way in.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Out 'thar in the desolate sun-baked scrub of Kermit, Texas, I reckon there's all kinds of things can get all shriveled up, like tolerance: [^]. Story also covered by NY Daily News: [^], and Gawker.com: [^].
"His father, Jason Steward, said the family had been to see "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" last weekend. His son brought a ring to his class at Kermit Elementary School and told another boy his magic ring could make the boy disappear." This is the third suspension for young Aiden since the six months he has joined the school:
"Aiden was suspended once for referring to another student as black and another time for bringing The Big Book of Knowledge, a children's encyclopedia to school, which his teacher discovered contained an illustration of a pregnant woman." I think there's more to this story than meets the eye: and, I wonder if Aiden's parents have been somehow identified as deviants for some reason like maybe they don't have any automatic weapons, use charcoal-briquets rather than a gas-fired bbq-grill, or don't have a teevee larger than 32 inches.
If you ask me, it's just real sick to take out this on the kid when it's the parents should be getting driven out of town, pronto, before they twist the minds of all the other children.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
modified 1-Feb-15 15:59pm.
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Linkies not workies, Bill!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All fixee !
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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BillWoodruff wrote: a gas-fired bbq-grill
Heretic, burn him!
Everybody knows there is only one thing to fire a BBQ grill and that is charcoal made from beech wood.
Ok grape-vine is actually second to none, but it's very hard to come by if you don't live near any vineyards.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Well, Lord of the Rings DOES invite Satan into your homes and schools...
BillWoodruff wrote: referring to another student as black
Since the boy is obviously a fan of ungodly 'fantasy stories' that's probably a Harry Potter reference (Sirius Black for those who don't know the story), which will invite Satan into your homes and schools...
BillWoodruff wrote: The Big Book of Knowledge, a children's encyclopedia to school
A little knowledge invites Satan into your homes and schools, they knew this in the dark ages...
Why was this kid suspended? He should be burned at the stake (or gas-fired bbq-grill)!
But seriously, this is a little sad 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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It wouldn't surprise me if the school is taking a religious bias a bit too far. Remember, this is Bible-belt Texas we're talking about. The only magic that exists is in the Bible, sex education is a forbidden subject being limited to abstinence-only, and an encyclopedia may tell the kids something that the Bible says isn't true.
The Texas State School Board is run by a bunch of right-wing Bible thumping nut jobs who are trying to rewrite history so that it fits their Christian-biased view of the world.
Don't believe me? Watch this[^].
They also approved new textbooks with their propaganda bias by forcing publishers to rewrite the books with their required changes. Read all about that here[^].
What's really scary is that way too many other school boards in the U.S. follow the Texas State Board of Educations lead and accept the list of books Texas approved as their own!
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