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Why would I want that, and why does it bother you? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Close.
I do know what cricket is[^], but some of my interjections have been influenced by Italian, so I said "beh", not "meh".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know what cricket is - but I can't be bothered with it.
Dull game, dull, dull, dull.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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why? not enough sheep?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Counting sheep is a cure for insomnia.
So is cricket.
Put them together, and you'll be comatose! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought counting sheep in Wales was classed as grooming
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No, grooming is when you pretend to be a young, handsome ram, and...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've seen very little of cricket. It looks like a child's version of baseball. I know it's quite popular in some areas so perhaps there is some sport to it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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sorry but over here we call baseball rounders and it is a popular kids game, but usually only played when the gym class was unisex
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I have played a bit of baseball and cricket.
I found baseball to be rather dull (although I don't mind watching it)
I found cricket to be utterly terrifying
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I've always heard that baseball was a child's version of women's cricket.
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women cricket? they have been doing better than the men recently, and in no way can be compared to rounders sorry Baseball
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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To Paraphrase Charles V, HRE, at the Diet of Worms: "I can barely contain my apathy".
Er. Puneet Goel wrote: whats you guys predict ?
I predict the pigeons will jump over the boundary rope while rain stops play.
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Keith Barrow wrote: I predict the pigeons will jump over the boundary rope while rain stops play.
Hey! Faarrrkkkk off. This is Australia, it's Seagulls what are at our cricket grounds. Only Bill Lawry has pigeons.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Er. Puneet Goel wrote: whats you guys predict ?
"Pain."
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Favourite team -England
Winner - Aus
Er. Puneet Goel wrote: Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Huminity
You could use paper for spelling practice though.
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Just in previous years - I care no...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Here's your answer[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Favorite Team: South Africa
Prediction (Winner) : South Africa or England or New-zealand
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Sorry, lad.
I'm too distracted by watching grass grow in the winter. If that excitement ever wanes, then maybe I'll be able to watch some cricket. Unless, of course, celebrity bowling returns to TV.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Better option is to move this post to Indian language community. you may get a lot of prediction there!!!!
Ravi Khoda
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Hi all,
I hope job advertising is not too off-topic since I'm going to move on to a job with a lot less commuting. Anyone interested in my current job in Niederdorf (near Stollberg), Saxony, Germany?
Most work will be building and maintaining test equipment for the electronics manufacturing here. That includes hard- and software. But there are also expert colleagues for the real machanical stuff (drill, saw, CNC, ...)
And there's also a contract software development to maintain with new features roughly every six months.
If anyone is interested, feel free to ask at Pulsotronic GmbH & Co. KG at mentioned location.
I'll be here for another 2 months so hurry up so we can have a chat.
Ciao,
luker
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Heck, I don't even want my own job.... 
It would probably be a little too long a commute as well... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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there's always something with you isn't there, not enough money, not enough holidays, the jobs on a different land mass
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yeah, well - driving from Sweden to Germany is mostly downhill, but I hear that the German AutoBahns aren't what they used to be. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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