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Because if he has an IQ larger than his shoe size, he'll notice he's being insulted?
Fortunately, that's not the case with most managers... 
[edit] Gah! Tablet autocorrect...[/edit]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's good - if he gets the insult, I will be fired (and they will eat sh*t for a few years) and that will let me start over (for which I'm looking for a few years, but wife does not approve me to quit)...
If he doesn't get the insult (probably) - so what?!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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[With apologies to Franz Werfel and to numerous other writers of parodies on Jacobowsky's philosophy]
There are two possibilities:
You either send the cartoon to your boss or you don't send the cartoon to your boss.
If you don't send the cartoon to your boss, that's good.
If you do send the cartoon to your boss, there are again two possibilities:
Your boss will either fire you or not fire you.
If your boss doesn't fire you, that's good.
If he does fire you, there are again two possibilities:
You will either find a new job or not find a new job.
If you find another job, that's good.
If you don't find another job, there are again two possibilities:
You will either starve to death or not starve to death.
If you don't starve to death, that's good.
If you do starve to death, there are again two possibilities:
You will go either to Heaven or to Hell.
If you go to Heaven, that's good.
If you go to Hell, you will have such a good time renewing old acquaintances, making new friends, and having a hellacious old time, that you won't care where you are.
So... WHY WORRY?
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Hi all,
First day of new job. Ooh eck it is early. .. Just saying. Zombie mode engage
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Congratulations!
Hope it goes really well, once you get over the early rising experience again!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is this a fitting time to say how much I appreciate flex time? 
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Congratulations...
(first thing to change - move your start time after 9!)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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My problem is usually the other way around. I want to start at 5:00, but will they let me? Noooooo...
Hopefully my new place (in 2 weeks) won't stick to their 8:00 rule for too long.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Yah I bet you are just glad to be back on the gravy train - congrats.
Define early!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Remember: "There isnt a second chance for the first impression" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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This time from me, due to a small misconception:
"We have a T-Rex!"
Ok, I will get my hat...
And please: It's not 'One bite of Paris'!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
modified 19-Jan-15 0:56am.
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Godzilla?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Jurassic Pork, remastered in fullbacon.
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Two bites of Paris ?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Tammy and the T-Rex
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I'm covered with fine white dust after working on my S-61 Seaking helicopter fuselage. Due to my extensive use of sandpaper, it also is covered with this white powder: Look here[^] and here.[^].
In the background you can also see the T-Rex I'm preparing and the five blade rotor head which I'm going to install after everything else has been set up.
This is not like building some good old plastic model. You have to add ebery little detail yourself. The masks for the windows, for example, are printed on normal paper and attached with normal scotch tape. They will be replaced with real masking tape, but first I will have to redesign and try them out until they fit perfectly. This set actually seems to fit quite well already.
Soon I will be done with cutting holes for all kinds of details and with sanding the surfaces. Then I will get my best oppotunity to mess everything up. Do you see that line that comes down from the hole for the main rotor and the swashplate and then runs horizontally toeards the cockpit?
That's the line where I will have to cut the fuselage apart. The front part will then be removable to allow installing the T-Rex inside the fuselage and to change the flight battery. Does anybody have an idea how I get a nice straight cut and not something uneven?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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CDP1802 wrote: In the background you can also see the T-Rex I'm preparing
I was really hoping to see one of these[^]
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Better not. You know how it ends. It's only this little guy.[^] Who knows how somebody in China came up with this name.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
modified 19-Jan-15 0:49am.
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Mount a dremel tool or router in vice, then clamp a 2x4 as a guide jig.
Then of course if you have table saws and higher end equipment those would be better.
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Nice. Be sure to post the final pics, if you do finish the project.
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Working on my take over the world project in earnest now! 
And going to do the web site of it as well soon...
Was wondering about hosting on Azure?
(any other suggestion? I like the automatic publish from VS though!  )
Is the or shared hosting having acceptable performance?
I might be the only user for a while....
And it's not very clear, do I have a database with the free / shared option?
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I felt azure is expensive.
I have just tried a cloud vs from OVH and it is pretty good. [^]. Am thinking of moving my vs from 1and1 which is lower spec and higher price.
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Yeah I though Azure might be a little expensive too!...
Thanks for the tip, having a look!
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We have a dev/qa and production environment (VMs), 2 instances of azure blob storage, 2 instances of sql server. Each VM has 1 MVC app running and 1 webapi app running on each.
We're still in development / beta phase - and have expired our incubation period. Got a bill the other day - approx 500 for 1 month. Pretty high if you ask me. And everything is metered .... everything - including what is going up and down on the wire, cpu usage, you name it.
On the other hand - we have a site on Arvixe - it runs us at about 130 per year - and have unlimited storage, SQL server, IIS, etc....
If you know what you're doing with a web server and db server ... best to avoid the "popular" cloud services if you ask me.
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