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Rambo : First Phone Call
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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That one was easy: IDLE HANDS!
 
huh? huh? 
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Not a film per se: Telesales training video.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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They made a movie of my childhood holiday in Blackpool?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I’m not on the train, and sounds like my sibling has three legs! (10)
Dead easy one for those none too sober!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Pedestrian ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I can see where you were going with that - but unfortunately not in the right direction!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Happy Christmas to you all and I hope you have safe and interesting new year.
I'm off to Cairns to annoy the family where we don't have WiFi and I'm not taking the lappy so peace and quiet.
Enjoy the food, enjoy the booze and enjoy the break!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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safe travels and happy times Mycroft 
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I'm off to Cairns to annoy the family where we don't have WiFi and I'm not taking the lappy so peace and quiet.
Beware of angry looking women with knives hanging around.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Wrong end of town, we are staying at Palm Cove, no meth heads there I hope.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Sounds like Paradise...No WiFi, no laptop...
Have a great time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Boss : You have a girlfriend?
Geek: yes
Boss: What's her name?
Geek: Rumplestiltskin
Boss: You're joking!
Geek: You started it!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Hahaha
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Loved him in "Across the Universe". ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Wow, I saw him a couple of years back and he looked good for his age.
Funny, the article mentioned Feeling Alright as a footnote and never mentioned Delta Lady, possibly my two favourite Cocker songs.
Thanks for sharing Ravi.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Joe Cocker, yes I will miss him. Udo Jürgens also past these days (more known in German speaking area).
Don't forget all the unknown lives disappeared in the same time.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Damn. That is a shame. RIP.
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Sigh... you youngsters...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Q: Is Santa's House a patriachal Hierarchy
A: No - it's an elf-organising commune
Power-upping my dad-joke skills for adults.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: Noel, Noel...Noel, Noel...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're barred from the Christmas-cracker shop, next year.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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