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It's because you have clearly never been trying to sleep when Dij the Cat drops his guts... 
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I believe to have heard that cats usually don't fart, and that it's not a good sign if they do repeatedly.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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When he was a kitten, he did. Often. Pervasively. And usually just as you'd settled down in bed...
The size of the smell outdid the size of the cat by several orders of magnitude!
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Eat meat exclusively for a few days and then let a jury vote on the quality of the smells you produce.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Now where the heck am I going to find volunteers for that little test? 
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Sheep? (the one do not want to smell is going to be the next meat on your plate)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sorry that's codswallop as the Mrs can fart like the rest of us.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Indeed. I'm far too lazy to oppress anybody and hate it when some harebrain identifies every fart (literally) as part of our master plan. By the way, do you know when the next secret meeting of the oppressive brotherhood is?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Tuesday, at 18:00.
Usual place.
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Quote: Tuesday, at 18:00.
Well, that's not when my wife told me it was!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: when my wife
Which may be because she belongs to the Oppressive Sisters. Do you have to wear any disguise when you go to those meetings?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I will be there.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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who turn is it to bring the finger foods?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yours!
And please, remember to remove the nails this time...
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It seems that the depth of tastelessness' bottom, and the shallowness of content, that Lounge posts probe will never discover any ultimate nadir, or zenith. For which, we do not give thanks, but indifference.
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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Dear God.
It's one thing to make jokes about misogyny, but it's another thing entirely to be a misogynistic joke.
She's got a phud in Physics, too. What is the world coming to when someone like that doesn't know better?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is there any final date for unity5 release ? 
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Unity knows well - however Unity 4.6[^] just got released, why don't you just check and use this one instead of waiting for a later version to come and show off?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It will release in 2015 
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Single Handed?
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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It's all about the youth in Asia.
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Someone mentioned Asia?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Ahh, thought control. When they can control what you say, they control what you think.
One thing you should not think is that such things only happen in China. The nonsense in advertising, our beloved buzzwords or political correctness work very much the same way.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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These are words of wisdom CDP1802. 
Not Confucius says but: CDP1802 says....
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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