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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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IBM tried this - it was called VisualAge[^]. It used a pictorial representation of programming elements. Lines connecting the elements represented relationships, like assignments and events. It all sounded so very cool.

Until you discovered that VisualAge gave you no way to document what you were doing: no comments.

Until you discovered that any significant task resulted in dozens of boxes connected by hundreds of lines in an incomprehensible mess.

Until you discovered that VisualAge applications were glacially slow to start up and to run.

Until you discovered that VisualAge stored your project in a data base, and it routinely corrupted that data base destroying your entire project. We got into the habit of copying the data base before any significant change. In some cases, the corruption was silent, and would not crash the project until later. You would have to backtrack to find the last truly "working" version.

At one time, the VisualAge team was #1 on my list of development-teams-put-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes.
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