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Execution by prodding?
Could be poked to death on fb?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I don't poke anyone I wouldn't want to be poked by.
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Maybe, Proxecution.
Sounds like something a proctologist would perform...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Or being executed by proxy, which may be similar to hanging in effigy.
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Atcherly, it sounds more like the act of goosing a cute girl, so you're probably now on a watch list.
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Who else would I goose? 
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I'm researching Small Business Documents/Records Management. I'v been Googling and looking at sample apps, but it's all new territory for me, so I don't really know what's out there.
SharePoint or something like it is NOT what I'm looking for. Way too big. Something for a small business guy like me would be ideal.
Anyone know of anything like this?
Thanks
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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a lot of people use evernote. I have been using google drive to share proposals and project docs with harvest for time tracking and asana for keeping track of work items.
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Kevin Marois wrote: SharePoint or something like it is NOT what I'm looking for. Way too big.
SharePoint services are free with your Windows Server license and is very, very easy to use.
Google docs, also very good.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Shall it be internal or in the cloud ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Cloud based
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Then I second Google Docs.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Then you can also take a look at Trello.
It's more of a kanban style project management system, but you can make it as simple as you feel like.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Google Docs is free and you can upgrade this to the Business Edition as your business grows. My brother-in-law uses this and rates it very highly.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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You could take a look at Joomla[^].
With these things, though, make sure that your requirements are very clear before you start creating the system, and never, ever, follow advice on what you need from aficionados.
You can consume days, weeks, and months of your time maintaining "features" that are of no real use to you at all.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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SharePoint Online[^] is pretty easy and cheap. It even works well if you don't try to use it as a development platform.
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Kevin Marois wrote: Small Business Documents/Records Management.
Most applications do either one or the other.
It'd also depend on what you "need"; do you want a searchable document-repository? Install a NAS and a crawler like Google Desktop. Does it need versioning? Role-based security?
If you simply want to manage some records, go for MS-Access. If you need to manage both records and files, go for Sql Server.
If you are going to install a Windows-server, then go for SharePoint. It is already paid for in that case, you might as well use it. If it is Linux, then look into Alfresco or Huddle.
Simple fact; if you need something that works as a versioning-system for documents and handles records/lists, and includes search on those, then you will be needing something "big", as there are no small DOS-commands that combine all those capabilities.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Don't worry, he's not asking us to solve this for him, he's only asking his buddies 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Today started at 05:30 with the cat throwing up, somewhere in the house.
Needless to say, this is my job.
OK, get coffee, faff for a bit, take Herself to work - only a bird (and it must have been a big, sick bird) pooped all over the back of my leg as I'm walking to the car...so I have to run home and change my jeans.
Drop her off, go home, stuff jeans in washing machine, go out to sort out Iris (81YO lady with a Win8 lappie that she hates, and an XP desktop she loves) - should be a quick job, update her email software so that the Lobotomised version of Mail that ships with Win8 isn't needed and she can ban email addresses. Download Live Mail, install, set up - working. Now to import her contacts...and excel crashes. And crashes, and crashes. So does Word. Turns out it's been doing this ofr a wekk or so, but she was going to mention that later...
Turns out it's a MS update: Change the default printer to XPS writer, start Excel in safe mode, disable addons, close excel, open it in normal mode, change printer back. Repeat for Word. Needless to say, this took some time and silent swearing to sort out.
All done - contacts exported from XP as CSV, imported into Excel, header row added, imported into Live Mail. Sorted, I can go home.
Nope.
"Can you get me set up on facebook?"
"And friend my grandchildren?"
Arrgh! Noooooo! The horror..... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's Friday.
31 is an inverted 13.
Don't even breathe.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's also Christmas if you believe in hexes.
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You mean 0A, B8, CD, FF, etc.? That bytes!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oct 31 = Dec 25. Now if only we had a Hexember month.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: It's also Christmas if you believe in hexes.
We're safe from hexes, though, because that's only Oct and Dec.
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