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Intelligence does not include a survival-reflex, nor does it imply self-awareness or fear of death.
Let's hope the researchers do find some intelligence.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I hope to god there's artificial intelligence, cause there's bugger all down here on earth.
(With apologies to Monty Python).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Drupal urged users to apply an update on Oct. 13, but only those who patched within seven hours may be in the clear. As I imagine there might be a few affected here
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The funny part is that the vulnerability is a SQL injection flaw that occurs in a module that's designed to prevent SQL injection attacks...
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That's what we call "irony".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Perl 6 is a language specification. There is an implementation of it called Rakudo, and a distribution of Rakudo called Rakudo Star. For the one person still waiting for perl 6
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I still haven't finished reading the Camel book.
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Quote: Tell me something cool about "recent" Perl 6 developments!
Rakudo has a JVM backend! That's cool, right?
Now you have two problems. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Kent Sharkey wrote: For the one person still waiting for perl 6
Haha, you always say the right thing.
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Angular developers have made it clear they are not happy with the controversial plans for Angular 2.0. Not acute
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The Angular creators are being rather obtuse.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I honestly didn't expect such a clusterelephant.
Bye bye enterprise projects.
I guess it's time to move on.
I love this comment:
"It is pretty interesting to create a development system based on reuse and modularity, let the users create all their libraries in well-structured modules and then make them throw all these projects on trash."
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Terribly frustrating.
Hey, they could just call it Angular 10.
That's the new transcendence.
Kent Sharkey wrote: they are not happy with the controversial plans for Angular 2.0
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This is the equivalent to Microsoft coming out and saying that .net 5.0 would be dropping garbage collection, properties and constructors
Also that talk was really really annoying, they're completely changing everything about how Angular works and the other guy just kept going, "I love it" as though it was no big deal.
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Microsoft has initiated a third wave of layoffs at the company, which reportedly will affect about 3,000 of its employees. The job cuts are part of Microsoft's previously announced plans to lay off a total of about 18,000 team members worldwide by the end of June 2015. Will the last one out shut off the lights?
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Was it they have taken over Nokia's developing team.
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Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer may have hated Linux, but new Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says Microsoft loves Linux. What changed Microsoft's mind? It's a lot of help when planning new features?
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May be they are trying to buy Linux and make it their own.
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Well I guess that after 20 years trying to f**k it they grew some affection - some say there cannot be sex without love 
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Stocolm syndrom?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Language founder Bjarne Stroustrup gives early indicators of what to expect in C++17. He's writing the compiler in JavaScript (to be like the cool kids)
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Bjarne Stroustrup is back to the world of programming
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After five Betas and one RC we are finally hitting release for SharpDevelop 5.0. Just in case you're allergic to Visual Studio
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*Not recommended for Basic, dull people.
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Microsoft has been experimenting with projectors for years, but HP is bringing a PC to life today complete with a built-in projector and multi-touch capacitive touch mat. Well, that's just what will save HP
{squint} Really?
Really? This got approved all the way to someone building more than one?
really?
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