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roars with laughter - no 
I was thinking "its going to take that .... ages to shovel the gravel from his driveway" - same type of thing
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...well, a Google senior VP plummets, anyway: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29766189[^]
25 miles, straight down! 
What gets me, it took him two hours and seven minutes to travel 25 miles up - that's faster than traffic moves in London!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Awesome hadn't heard anything about this.
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There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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What gets me is he's 57. You'd have thought it'd be a young man's game this high altitude parachuting malarkey.
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More like a rich man's game.
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This really gotta be awesome!
Give that old man a mug of beer!
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... and a Gerital.
Joel Palmer
Data Integration Engineer
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The original joke was a Leslie so I'll try another un
Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
modified 24-Oct-14 19:57pm.
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Yep Leslie got me, thanks I'll delete!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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"thin scratch on the front left door"
How many doors does a Corvette have? 
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Quite a lot over its entire lifetime..
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 +5
/ravi
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Mike Hankey wrote: The original joke was a Leslie so I'll try another un
This time, you've managed to Leslie yourself! 
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4877769/MJOTD.aspx[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Double damn, my memory is getting so bad!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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E-Mail from a man in Sheffield to his friend in Birmingham:
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Flag of ISIS in its centre.
Now, the Yorkshire police, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365.
My children are followed to school every day, and my wife too, when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I've never felt safer.
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It's true what they say: the truth often offends.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
In the auction business they have an expression called the "halo effect". Do you know what that is? It's when an object or work of art is more desirable because of its prior ownership. It's very rare when it happens, you know? Maybe once in a lifetime. Gotta catch it when you can.
Which movie?
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Why is it that you never did The Big Bang Theory?
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The fact it is not a Movie somehow makes it hard to include it in The Movie Quote of The Day.
But I think you've found yourself your own serial post Sitcom Quote of the Day, that would go down great here.
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P0mpey3 wrote: it is not a Movie
P0mpey3 wrote: Sitcom Quote of the Day
Sounds like a nice idea 
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Ahem![^]
Scroll down to "Also Known As".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That could work: so let's try it:
"rubber nuclear weapons had to be deployed to disperse the crowd"
Show: Series, episode, context?
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