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Son - Dad, did you know that in some cultures, the husband doesn't know his wife before they are married?
Dad - That's true in all cultures, son!
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
In code we trust !
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Vivic wrote: Bob died
Bob died??? 
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It's OK, he's got plenty of regenerations left. With any luck, he'll be Canadian again, and not Scots.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Who would you like us to interview, and what questions would you like to ask?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Who would you like us to interview
Spike Milligan!
Chris Maunder wrote: what questions would you like to ask
"How often do elephants?"
"Is it true what they don't say about Sellars?"
There must be a tissue somewhere in the office, if you feel like crying.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Leslie Nielsen
who the hell is Shirley?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Yourself.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Oh. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Blake Callans and Brian Hyder. The co-founders of PencilBlue which is a full stack CMS system currently in development on Node.js.
https://github.com/pencilblue[^]
Andreas Olofsson, CEO of Adapteva and the maker of the Parallella
http://www.adapteva.com/about-us/team/[^]
and a couple of our incumbent more proficient article writers on CodeProject, not sure which ones haven't been done yet.
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Bryce - coz hes awesome.
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and what question would you like to ask this awesome Bryce? 
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why "how did you get to be so awesome Bryce?"
of course
duuuh
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I didn't what to state the obvious..... 
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well you always start with a nice easy juicy full toss to kick the over off with
Bryce
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A better question... Is it your awesomeness that makes you so great, or your greatness that makes you so awesome?
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now THAT is a question.
Bryce
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"So Bryce. When did you get such a false opinion of yourself? Was it to combat your bed wetting?" 
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Nope - how did that work out for you?
Bryce
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Me? It worked out well. I've been awesome since I was 3 weeks old
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good job
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