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My problem with accounting is that all of their reports show zero at the end. How can you tell how much money you've made if everything always adds up to zero?
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Mark_Wallace wrote: One of the things that worries me most in this world is that Excel is actually a very good tool that does its job extremely well.
Its problem is that people try use this very good tool for the wrong purposes.
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It was initially created by engineers, then obfuscated by accountants. (Anybody besides myself remember Microsoft Works? Excel started as Works XL.)
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It's as if millions of middle managers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly forced to upgrade.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I have read that it is easier to kill something, if you have severed all emotional ties to it. So, I am not surprised that IBM killed lotus with no fanfare. Not to say that it wasn't emotional for some, I am sure it was.
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Finally!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Many years ago tried to hack the 1-2-3 installation security (a friend had the install media, but had used up all his permitted installs) in DOS Debug. I gave up when:
The install media was 5" floppy discs and there was a hole punched in the disc and the install program looked for a read error at that location.
I tried to bypass the code that detected the read error and found that the program was writing to a block of memory that turned out to be the an interrupt handler and the code then explicitly called the interrupt handler!
This was way before it got to the point of checking the number of installs.
Memories < sigh/>
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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"Opposite of Caesar, J?"(7)
Best of luck.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Sounds like opposite of Lo, J? (7)
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Antonym (as Marcus Antonius is Antony in English an opposed Julius Caesar, also antonym is the opposite of something...)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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That is pretty clever thought ! Well done !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Probably not the best place to ask, but I'd like to buy a few Vasco Rossi[^] albums for Missus. However, I have absolutely no idea which ones (3-5) would be 'the best'.
I would greately appreciate all the suggestions you may have.
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Bollicine!
Man, it's about time people in CP started talking about Real rockers, rather than the nancy boys they go on about.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I haven't heard Vasco's music yet(will when I get home), so I wonder who is a Real rocker in your opinion ?
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RUs123 wrote: I wonder who is a Real rocker in your opinion ?
Someone whose lipstick and hairspray bill comes to less than EUR 100 per concert.
There are a few Rossi bits on youtube.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I do agree with you even though sometimes make-up(like corpse paint in black metal) fits the mood of the band.
I never did like the 80's glam however, not that they aren't good bands,it's just not my style.
Youtube doesn't help me as I have no sound, so I'll have to wait for about 8 hours 
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RUs123 wrote: Youtube doesn't help me as I have no sound
That's the best way to listen his songs
I have to admit he is not between my favorites singer
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5imone wrote: I have to admit he is not between my favorites singer
He's not a singer, he's a rocker -- Hell, he couldn't hit a note with a three-pound hammer!
("Among" (fra tanti) not "between" (fra due), BTW, and pluralise the noun, not the adjective)
(You owe me 50c for the English lesson)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: He's not a singer, he's a rocker
That could be true, even if I have a different idea of rocker ; he definitely has no idea of what notes are but he is labelled also as singer-songwriter by his fans
Mark_Wallace wrote: ("Among" (fra tanti) not "between" (fra due), BTW, and pluralise the noun, not the adjective)
(You owe me 50c for the English lesson)
 Ok, I'll go behind the blackboard
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Thanks! Seems that this is going to be in the cart
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Even if i don't like him too much, i would suggest the oldest albums, the new ones are more commercial... well it depends on what your missus prefers
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Thanks, good point. The older ones seem to be more like it (as far as I can say )
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Warning: just my personal taste.
Bollicine.
C'è chi dice no.
Fronte del Palco.
Gli Spari Sopra.
Rewind.
As already suggested older albums are far better than the most recent ones. I don't like anything after 'Rewind'.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Thanks!
CPallini wrote: I don't like anything after 'Rewind'.
5imone pointed out the same thing so I think I'll stick to the older ones
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