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I suspect you could mike a nice pan of scouse [^]using that.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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It's all not Greek, to me.
By the looks of it, you have to start by finding some newts, and gouge their eyes out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Space butterfly, WOW!
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fantabulous!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Why did I hear the theme from the original Dr. Who in my head when that opened?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Ebola-chan has visited Texas!
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With the influx of undocumented's we should see a sharp increase in the numbers of unusual diseases. Brace yourselves!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I think that has already been reported form our southern un-border.
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And infectious for four days. Shitting, pissing, drinking... Body fluids contaminated...
Ebola is now in the sewage system, has been spread to cutlery, plates anywhere he ate.
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Fuck yes, we should be worried...
I predict that we're less than two weeks from marshal law, quarantining of "well persons", and Obama declaring that the elections in November will be delayed until the crisis is over.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Obama declaring that the elections in November will be delayed until the crisis is over.
That's all you had to say. 
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You'll know in about a week.
In the meantime, don't visit Africa, and avoid hospitals. But that advice always applies.
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I currently work at a hospital... :/
And not just any hosptial, the main military hospital in the region...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Well, if they have to stop to puke or sh*t every ten yards or so, I have a lot more time to reload.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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mark merrens wrote: Should we be worried?
You should sh*t yourself. Well, in fact you WILL be shitting yourself. You don't have any choice in the matter.
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I heard that an army if ISIS, about 20,000 strong, infected with ebola, are planning to come over the border into texas and california, sometime this weekend, and infect the infidels and eat their brains.
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If they invade California with the intent of eating the brains of the residents there, they would very soon starve to death because the supply of edible material (stuff that could be identified as "brains") is more rare than water there.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Put a helmet on, or the Zombies will eat your brains!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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The Ebola virus is misnamed.
Henceforth, it shall be called the Ebama virus.
It kills its host by destroying the body's infrastructure - everything breaks down, just like what Oballah, er.. excuse me, Obama is doing to the USA.
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