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iiiiiit! 
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The NSA knows
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I have been calling youtube all day long to come and film me but no answer. How do other people get their videos up there? I have some really funny stuff but they wont come  . #copied
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You know that none of those videos are real.
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Why don't you ask some of the people who have videos up already, that is why there is a comment system...
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Cats, that's what you need cats.
If you have cats they will come and film you.
Or as an afterthought dogs, or squirrels, or frogs, or aardvarks,
or
Border Collie
Border Terrier
Bornean Orang-utan
Borneo Elephant
Boston Terrier
Bottle Nosed Dolphin
Boxer Dog
Boykin Spaniel
Brazilian Terrier
Brown Bear
Budgerigar
Buffalo
Bull Mastiff
Bull Shark
Bull Terrier
Bulldog
Bullfrog
Bumble Bee
Burmese
Burrowing Frog
...
The list goes on.
Basically if you have an animal they will come and film you as that is what youtube is for...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: Basically <layer>if you have an animal they will come and film you as that is what youtube is for...
If you don't have an animal you can try acting like an animal.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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On an unrelated note: I think the web filtering software used by the company I work for is a poorly-written steaming pile of crap. After posting a reply in this thread, I get a blockpage telling me that I cannot view CP because it allows YouTube. This, of course, is because CP redirects me to the message I posted with a permalink containing the word "youtube" in the URL, and this is enough to confuse the filter.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: Basically if you have an animal they will come and film you as that is what youtube is for...
That, or being drunk and tripping over your own legs...
Or being Russian and crashing your car (or someone elses car)...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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All those videos are fakes, rendered and virtually created, its worse than the church, no one ever got filmed, its a mysterium of life, once on youtube ever in youtube, you become youtube, you lose everything and find out you had nothing, its a deep black hole where you get lost.... 
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Stand out where you can be seen from the street in front of your house. Eventually Google Street View will film you, and, well, that's a start for your video career.
« I had therefore to remove knowledge, in order to make room for belief » Immanuel Kant
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Who else received the daily email from Dilbert twice today?
modified 26-Sep-14 2:43am.
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I didn't go there in a looong while!
But I took that opportunity for some reading!
Quite like that one[^]! 
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OK, I give up, what's the answer?
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You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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All references to H2G2 get up-voted!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Wow!
Ok Google, how to get the Icelandic nationality?
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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you have to perform the ice bucket challenge to obtain it 
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I live in the Netherlands and write applications for Dutch customers. I don't deal with time zones either...
As far as I know most of Europe that only writes for their own country doesn't.
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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In the Netherlands?
Which bit?
Curaçao? Aruba? Sint Maartin?
Surely they have several times zones.
In the Netherlands has something we in Britain do not have, a Land Border with France.
Aren't we lucky!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Most Dutchies don't even consider those as part of the Netherlands, me included...
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Dalek Dave wrote: In the Netherlands has something we in Britain do not have, a Land Border with France.
Last time I checked the Netherlands doesn't have a border with France (or am I missing some obscure small piece of land that was annexed by them?) .
You might be thinking of Belgium (they are different country's you know  )
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There are many more comfortable climates where you do not need to deal with time zones for in country apps. Iceland is a little too close to Mother at her most aggressive for my taste.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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