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Wish there was no sugar or salt, coz Dr. is telling me to avoid both 
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Without salt you will die. Doctors are just slightly less stupid than lawyers.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Just drink water, its what nature intended!
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Wouldn't the biggest problem be that people drink diet soda and the pig out on other things, thinking they've compensated?
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You know, it's called "study" instead of "what the regular's table thought" for a reason.
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The article noted several correlations and guessed as to causation.
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Nah. The problem is the body sees something "sweet", so it tells the pancreas to do its thing....but that sweet wasn't actually sugar so it regulates when it shouldn't.
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A recent comment about arses and elbows comes to mind.
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As the Stone Age man said, "I just don't get it. Our food is organic, our water is pure, we get plenty of exercise - but none of us lives past 35!"
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Just drink water, its what nature intended!
That or beer.
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Some friends have just spent two weeks in their static caravan in Tenby (a sea-side town in Wales) and they came round tonight to catch up. All good fun until...it turns out he dropped his phone in the sea while loading the boat, can I get his pictures back for him?
Well, I'll try - where's the phone?
At the bottom of Tenby harbour. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Were the photos on a virtual drive? 
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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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All he has to do is to wait until the phone synchronizes with his Google/iTune account... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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what and flood google/iTunes with Tenby sea water!
on second thoughts
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Ok... This is an easy one... Now, first thing you need is a sonar scope. Oh, and a boat to put it on. Now, you get in the boat, turn on the sonar... No pings, just passive mode. Call the phone, and look for a blip.
And make sure you bring a few extra phones, as if you dropped one in the harbor, you're likely to drop at least one more in there.
So... Found the phone?
Ok, now you know those grabby claw things they have in the arcade, where you try to pick up the candy or some useless plastic toy in a transparent egg? Ok, now attach one of those to a fishing rod......
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Clearly he doesn't get the picture. Or pictures, as the case may be.
/ravi
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I downloaded those pictures last night.
I assume that is his wife in those photos?
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How much are you going to take for the negatives memory chip?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Quote: "I'm in computers"
How do you fit in a computer?
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M@dHatter wrote: How do you fit in a computer?
The same way all those people fit inside my TV!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: all those people fit inside my TV!
I thought they were dancing
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Obviously he programs big iron.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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And so begins the Seagate affair...
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Ahh Tenby. Fond memories indeed.
Me and the boys used to nick tourist's cameras around there, take a moonie photo, and put it back.
Happy days
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