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Her Majesty the Queen is in Glasgow where she bumped into Alex Salmond.
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don’t like that.
AS: What about an Empire, and I will be Emperor?
HMtQ: No. I don’t think so.
AS: OK, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No, Mr Salmond. May I suggest we call it a Country?
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so he'll be a count ???
OH I GET IT... 
I'd rather be phishing!
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or you could drop the 2nd letter. but that would be bad.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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The differenc ebetween God and Alex Salmond: God doesn't think he's Alex Salmond! (oldie but goldie!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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och - its the fault of those damn English in Westminster
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Do you have your passport with you? You may be landing in a different jurisdiction to that from which you departed.
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Vote Yes for better weather :P
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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DaveAuld wrote: who ordered the crappy weather
You live in Aberdeen and wonder why the weather is dreadful. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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that is crappy weather even in Aberdeen (where good weather is heavy drizzle)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Ring Ring...
megaadam: Hello?
the Guy upstairs: Good Day Sir, what kind of weather would you like today?
megaadam: Nice and sunny please.
the Guy upstairs: OK Sir, but where should I put your crappy weather?
megaadam: Ah well... I am not sure. Perhaps you could stick to your regular routine?
the Guy upstairs: Yes, I suppose we can handle that. Thank you for your time. Have a nice day.
megaadam: Thank you too. Goodbye.
Life is too shor
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Table 42?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Sorry, Dave. I ordered rain for Bullhead City, but they sent it to Bullshit City. What can you do about dumb bureaucrats? :shrug: 
Will Rogers never met me.
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And it took you more than 2 years?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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It's an artificial intelligence; there's a pretty steep learning curve.
Ten years from now, we'll all be its slaves -- I, for one, welcome our digital overlord.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Please contact your family doctor, not us... 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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Same time next year for word #3?
You are a quick learner 
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Ok, I see how this works... It's some kind of modern art thing, where you're going to post one message per year, each with one word in the subject. Then ten years from now, when you post the last one, clever people will look back and see that the first letter of each word forms a clue...
So far as have "WH".
I'm guessing next year's word will start with a vowel.
Sorry, did I ruin the surprise?
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der der der der, der der dee How!
How[^]
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Why Not?
I win!
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Because I say so. That's why.
You've just been trumped by the parent card. I win.
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no, you lose
why?
Ask your mother!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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