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no, you lose
why?
Ask your mother!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: Ask your mother!
Actually, it turns out the missus won. She always wins.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Keith Barrow wrote: She always wins
You spelt whinges wrong.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Dear god don't say that. She might hear 
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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But it's been just a few days more than a year. Could still be a birthday thing, though. He does appear to be a slow learner.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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Quit changing the subject! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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How not to die while crossing the street.
Step 1: look to the left
Step 2: look to the right
Step 3: look to the left, again
Step 4: start walking across street
Step 5: oops. you didn't make it.
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Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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My guess the next year will be "Are" with "Are not" for text. Imagine that this user is automated bot that once a year post a first letter to the sentence that for the question of life, the Universe, and Everything. Please, don't ban it.
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Make sure to keep your doors locked or else they will tear up your house.
Great for keeping the weeds down though.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I keep seeing that game pop up on Steam, but I can only envision one way it could be entertaining...
It would have to have tons of options... Buttons to build things, do research, basically everything you'd find in a typical Sim or RPG... But pressing any of those buttons would just pop up a message saying something like, "Dude, you can't do that... You're just a goat", accompanied by a braying Jim Breuer doing his Goat Boy character from SNL.
And it would still get boring after about 30 seconds.
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I got bored just reading the description in the play store.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't mess with the goat ass.
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I am very suspicious.
This morning I opened a packet of Hob Nobs. Chocolate. Large. Family. For the use of.
There are none left. It has to be Ali! 
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count your fingers, if you have fewer than you did before opening the packet then yes its was Ali
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You mean Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa?
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No - she who must be obeyed (or at least fed chocolate) known worldwide (at least on CP) as DeathByChocolate
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You are a wanted men!!!
I just got questioned about someone called Paul Griffin...First I told I do not know him, but after saw his photos I could not deny anymore...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
modified 17-Sep-14 5:49am.
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These people who questioned you...did they show you any ID? Did they have dark glasses? Did any of them have a prehensile tail?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No. Yes. No.
(But they had some silent companion of mountain size)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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He's just hired muscle. It's the short one of the two you have to worry about.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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