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Hey, don't blame me, it was all his mother's doing! So far my genetic contributions have displayed both class and brains not evident in that monstrosity!
Being an ex-Brit, I wouldn't want to be blamed for Riff Pilchard, the Spice Grills or any of the countless "boy band" clones that the UK is far too successfull at churning out. (Although I'm happy to take credit for Jimmy Page and his like!  )
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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"America's Hat"
Where the Canadians come from. 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I figured that...I've just never seen that spelling...now I can't stop pronouncing that way too.
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Personally I like "Candinavia" better.
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Reminds me of that old and stupid joke....How did Canada get it's name? They drew letters out of a hat. "C, eh. N, eh. D, eh."
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OriginalGriff wrote: assault charges in Toronto
I wonder, why now? everything he releases is an assault on humanity.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I was standing in a queue, behind me were a kid and his mom. He was telling her emphatically that,
"Blue is my favourite colour, and orange is my favourite colour, and green is my favourite colour!"
That's not how "favourite X" works, kid.
But wait. Forget blue, blue is everyone's favourite colour. Orange and green? Did I meet the kid that designed CodeProject?
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And me.
My favourite colour is "Bacon"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Sorry Griff, I'm going to have to fail you for elementary school.
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If "42" can be the answer to everything, then "Bacon" is my answer to "What's your favourite colour?"
It's like asking "which is your favourite music: Justin Bieber or Jedwood?"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's like asking "which is your favourite music: Justin Bieber or Jedwood?"
Sounds of a Bacon factory?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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You slay me with this joke that makes my slaughter echo long and far. Crispy and to the point, no cooking around the oil for you.
Better stop before I get burned. 
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CBadger wrote: You slay me with this joke that makes my slaughter echo long and far. Crispy and to the point, no cooking around the oil for you.
Just wondering, are you talking about bacon or Justin Bieber?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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A pig by any other name still singssmells as badly 
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everyone love bacon
In code we trust !
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I'm blue[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Da boo dee da boo daah 
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I hate Blue 
In code we trust !
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CBadger wrote: And colour blind people
Speaking of which: I dare you to wear THIS[^] t-shirt design... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 3-Sep-14 4:17am.
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Linky no worky - it's censored - and it's probably just as well... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Dang, they must redirect linking from outside to their start page. Foul move. Anyhow, now I've linked directly to the image, let's see them stop that... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What is your favorite colour ?[^]
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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And my favourite plant is a shrubbery! Bring me a shrubbery! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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