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You guys are old, geek and nerd. I need to get out of here. 
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Bob: There is no escape! Don't make me downvote you. D@nish, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover our power! Join us, and we will complete your boredom! With our combined strength, we can finally put a stop to the common sense in the Lounge.
D@nish: [angrily] I'll never join you!
Bob: If only you knew the power of the Lounge. Lounge is your future.
D@nish: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Bob: Search your feelings; you know it to be true!
D@nish: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Bob: D@nish, Sean has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join us,stay here. It is the only way...
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For some reason, I read it with Yoda and Homer voice for Bob and me in my head.
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I think I have this one on casette!!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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Crikey! What was that heap of excrement supposed express? Can I have those 3+ minutes of life back, please?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Reading between the lines, it seems clear that:
1. to become 5 star, you need to go into debt for some 10,000R, thus f***ing over the small business owner
2. the whole thing is a scam so that the gov't and its high level officials can receive bribes to not shut down <5 star bars (or elevate them to 5 stars.)
In any case, it seems like India continues to ensure corrupt business practices, and is taking a page from American operations, but in its case, the lobby and the gov't are one and the same.
Though, at first I thought you were referring to this[^] article. 
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: 1. to become 5 star, you need to go into debt for some 10,000R, thus f***ing over the small business owner
2. the whole thing is a scam so that the gov't and its high level officials can receive bribes to not shut down <5 star bars (or elevate them to 5 stars.)
Shhhh.... That is a secret.
For other link:
Emotional argument: India is a big country in terms of population and number of such crimes will always be high compared to any other country.
What I think: This sucks. I have no clue or credentials to even propose a solution. But this f***ing sucks. If I was a dictator in India, I would have killed them off my emotions.
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It's typical me to spin off in a completely different direction from reading this article.
India has a very interesting numbering system with lakh, crore and arab for 105, 107 and 109 respectively.
Do you have any knowledge as to why it's different to most of the rest of the world in how you group your numbers by two instead of three? (except for the first group)
My google foo fails me at the moment.
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It comes from Vedic Maths. It is little different from rest of the World.
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Why would he want to? He's already got Smitha, and access to reasonably priced liquor; what more could any man want? Let Kerala go to hell in any way it chooses, our Nish is best off with us, here in the semi-sane world.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Fixin to make an ash out of itself.
Sorry haven't had coffee yet
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Am I the only one who read Bardarbunga eruption and instantly thought of this guy?[^]
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Yes.
Will Rogers never met me.
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We are due to fly from Edinborough to Reykjavik late next week, I am tracking developments with this one rather closely.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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...on a dilbert cartoon page: Dilbert archives[^]
Not even slightly relevant to the cartoon, it was: "I just calculated I drink my body mass in coffee every two months!"
And it got me thinking.
So...I weighed me, and I weighed a mug-full of water (I just finished the coffee that was in it). No point in telling you the weight, your mug is bigger or smaller...
Um. 50 days.
I drink my own body weight in coffee every 50 days...and I can't decide if that's good or bad! 
How about you lot? How many days does it take you?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I feel like I did that yesterday. Been putting in a LOT of hours the last few days and living coffee and John Mayer and I got the jitters so bad that I couldn't hardly type.
ssseee wwhattt Iiii meamnn
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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ijstspeedupandtypereallyfastbutinacuratley.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I actually understood that at first glance, course I'm lysdexic! 
Good night it's been a straight 27 hours and I'm toast.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Sleep well!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Thanks got about 4 hours and ready to go again, as soon as I get some coffee in me. Ain't going to drink 2 pots this morning though!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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OriginalGriff wrote: How many days
Infinity.
Never touch the stuff myself.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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For a developer, that's like never touching Bacon, or Pizza!
That's almost grounds to revoke your CP membership! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: touching Bacon, or Pizza
Oh I would drink the holiest of holies, Bacon or pizza Coffee contains way too much of that deadly H2O substance. Never heard of anyone dying swimming in bacon....
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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