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You know there's a documented connection between sax and violins.
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Also between peace and carrots.
/ravi
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It's like in all those beauty pageants, where all the contestants are wishing for whirled peas.
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Being a pacifist and a humanitarian by nature, that always strikes a chord with me.
/ravi
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My daughter always gives me whirled peas for my BD. She cooks up a pot of spit peas and carrots and runs them through the blender to make them smooth! I don't even have to wish or ask.
Dave.
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No, just because she wants to give me something I really like. I was just commenting on my vision of whirled peas.
Dave.
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That is because you're listening the words!
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I think you're just trumpeting.
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Yeah, he's always blowing his horn.
/ravi
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I've made a note of that.
/ravi
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Well don't harp on about it!
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Highly strung, are we?
/ravi
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Well, that joke fell flat.
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Your criticism seems a bit sharp.
/ravi
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There's no need to get all crotchetty about it. I can hear the quaver in your voice. I've only used the minimum level of pun.
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Oh, give it a rest.
/ravi
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Do you need room to breve? Perhaps you're trying to stave it off.
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Yes, perhaps.
I saw my doctor and told hymn what I was trying to duet and he drummed it into me that I need to stop going to bars and engaging interlude and lascivious behavior. I quickly galoped several metres from him. I didn't want to hear the rest of his pitch.
/ravi
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What do you bass that on?
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I think he heard about it on Opera.
/ravi
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That sounds interesting. I wonder what repercussions this study will have. What was their bass-line for this, anyways?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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They found this occurred with alarming frequency.
/ravi
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