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Timetravel, but I already mentioned that.
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The ability to travel in time.
The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.
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I already have a superpower.
I am GrammarMan, I can instantly see Grammatical Errors and Spelling Mistakes in online posts and can highlight them for the OP to see. A truly awesome ability.
I would like the ability to be able to function without sleep.
Spending a third of my life unconscious is wasteful. Think how much more I could achieve if I didn't need to sleep!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Spending a third of my life unconscious is wasteful.
Because the time you do have, you are using so well:
Dalek Dave wrote: I can instantly see Grammatical Errors and Spelling Mistakes in online posts and can highlight them for the OP to see.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Dalek Dave wrote: and can highlight them for the OP to see; a truly awesome ability.
ftfy
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Dalek Dave wrote: I am GrammarMan; I can instantly see Grammatical Errors and Spelling Mistakes in online posts and can highlight them for the OP to see. A truly awesome ability.
FTFY
Jeremy Falcon
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The ability to Debugging code with my brain 
In code we trust !
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The ability to debug my brain. 
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Good question.
Better question would be would you use that power for good or evil?
Super strength would be loads of fun, just picking up, moving around, destroying whatever you wanted. Could really deal with anyone who pissed you off, or just have a laugh.
I'd love to be able to fly, would be an incredible feeling, and allows you to avoid people, avoid queues, get wherever you wanted in a straight line.
Then of course you have invisibility for all the voyeuristic perverts out there, and let's face it who amongst us wouldn't be if they could?
On reflection I think I'd like the ability to properly boil an egg, must be a super power because I still can't f***ing do it properly.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The ability to understand women
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Even God want that ability 
In code we trust !
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Indivara wrote: The ability to understand women
No, no, no! That would be too far-fetched, lets talk about something which is realistic and remotely possible, shall we?
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
modified 18-Aug-14 6:49am.
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I would have batman's/iron man's superpower, infinite money.
Seriously, I could buy any superpower i wanted if i had infinite money.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: transmogrification
I sure appreciate OriginalGrif, but not as much as wanting to be him.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Telepathy - Professor X style
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The ability to forgive my own mistakes of omission and commission in relationships with others, and myself.
“I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot: They amount to 14.” Abd-Ar Rahman III, Caliph of Cordoba, circa 950CE.
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The ability of understanding. Being able to 'learn' and understand ANY thing. From languages (including but not limited to spoken, body, computer, and structural languages). TO be able to understand something and then harness it would in the end fall in the category of all powers etc, but I think it is legit in a way.
If not and I have to choose one from comics then I will take any of these[¢] (Especially Crazy Jane with her sixty-four multiple personalities, each with its own set of superpowers.) 
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If I could have any superpower it would be the USSR before the collapse. - Mitch Hedberg
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It should be very clear: Patrick Stewart said it[^].
To see thru ladies' clothes.
"And you're using your superpowers to see ladies' tits?"
"Mainly, yes."
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The ability to understand women all else would seem trivial!! 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Death ray eyes. Useful for idiot drivers and all sorts of intimidation.
Marc
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Definitely (long range) teleportation.
Once you can do that, nothing else really matters much.
Kinda like that movie Jumper, but not as horrible. Sorry, even Samuel L. Jackson and Jamie Bell couldn't save that film, though they sure did try.
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omniscience, after that everything else is trivial.
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