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_Maxxx_ wrote: You're making so many assumptions, and taking the high moral ground. If that is your thought, then fine- but surely a simple response to the poster telling that you don't think they should ask that sort of question would be the correct response.
Sorry, I didn't realise this was a site to help people hack their company networks?
_Maxxx_ wrote: Maybe the OP was someone who needed to access the interwebs for company business that he didn't want the IT dept. to know about (like, their secret end of year party, or pay rise budget, or list of redundancies)
Could be, but let's be honest here - it was more likely someone wanting to access a site they shouldn't be - porn, crackd software, etc. If it's had been a genuine need he would have gone to his company's IT department.
_Maxxx_ wrote: but that doesn't make it a bad question, does it?
Questions like this do bring down the quality of the Q&A section of the site and make this site less relevant to majority of developer here.
_Maxxx_ wrote: Wow! Who died and made you god?
Take it easy, you'll bust a valve 
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Just be thankful it wasn't even worse...
"Help! I can't find my keyboard!"
"WHERES THE CAPS LOCK KEY"
or even...
"i cant find my computr plz hlp!!!!!11one"
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Sounds like he needs a Pornicator, an anti filter device that only let's porn through.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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I'll have to ask our IT department about that one, see how many faces go red 
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Yes there is. By leaving away this company and joining a new one. This way, you can use the internet and they'll never know it! Trust me, 
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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The best thing about using the London Underground is the escalators connecting hall with platform. For a minute or so, its like having a conveyor belt of people pass you by as they go in the other direction, and you get to 'check them out'. A bit like Yo Sushi but with women.
When I arrived in London in my mid-20s, on a good day and a long escalator (Angel for instance), I might of exchanged three or four protracted flirtive glances. This is you 'attractiveness index'.
Over the years the number has dropped and now I'm in my 40s, has settled to absolute zero. I still send out the pings, but there are no response packets. Perhaps I should direct the pings at the middle aged but it doesn't work like that.
So that's it, it's all over. I'm depressed. It's a cruel world. 
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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On the upside you've won that article competition, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.
[Edit]
Also, lower your expectations like the rest of us.
[Edit Edit]
Also, +1 for title.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Yes, there's always CodeProject. I will recalibrate my expectations accordingly.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Yes, I think it will be a great way to introduce yourself to a girl at the bar by saying that your article won the prize for the Best of the Month on Codeproject!
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I guess that depends where the bar is, the nearest bar to a coders convention may work (if there's any girls attending).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I get return pings on my Flirty Radar.
But then I am a silver-haired fox with a twinkle in my Irish eyes!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Pah!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Moreover, you're an accountant.
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Bazinga!
Software Zen: delete this;
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Dalek Dave wrote: with a twinkle in my Irish eyes
you should be more careful where you sleep when you are drunk
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You owe me a keyboard! (and a mouthful of coffee).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Dalek Dave wrote: I get return pings on my Flirty Radar.
But then I am a silver-haired fox with a twinkle in my Irish eyes!
Homosexual pings are not to be discussed in the lounge. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Rob Philpott wrote: has settled to absolute zero. I still send out the pings, but there are no response packets
Be glad it's zero!
If your 'attractiveness index' is low enough, they send disgusted looks back (-1 to the index) or London Transport Police (-10 to the index)
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Ah yes, the 'stop looking at me you weirdo' expression. I don't use those in the scoring.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Sexual harassment has always been inversely proportional to the attactiveness index. 
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Its all known truth that the count of the returned responses is proportional to the money bills showing from your front pocket.
So its not about the looks, its about doing it right
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I always find that one amusing in context, I hate jewellery and refuse to wear a wedding ring, son an older cauc looking reasonably affluent with no band or tan line, I do get some assessing looks in Singapore and more so in some other Asian countries.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I think there's some truth in this: Bernie Ecclestone. Expensive watches etc. don't do it for me I'm afraid (I don't even have a watch).
I'm coming to terms with it.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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And don't forget women are not into 6 packs, they are for alcoholics.
Clickety
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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