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Aw, I was hoping for the other kind of crack unit 
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Oops!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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That's about right for the government.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Sounds like the recruits with whom I served in the Army. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Good luck when they turn up for the health and fitness test... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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There would have been quite a few of them born between those dates.
Just send the letters to the local cemetery.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The confusion happened when the records of males born between 1993 and 1997 were swapped with ones born 100 years prior. The mix-up happened during an automated data transfer of roughly 400,000 records to the Selective Service
why were they looking to load information about people over 100 years of age?
are they building Universal Soldier[^]Universal Solider?
"apparently people get really pissed off when you stop speaking in the middle of a "
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Anyone use LinkedIn? It's somewhat unavoidable in today's digital age, but how effective do you find it to be?
Does it really keep you connected with your work colleagues? Does it help you find jobs? ...or is it another mind numbing social page?
What do you guys think? ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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I find it an absolutely horrid spam fest of foreign recruiters and utter madness.
Yeah, a lot of people I used to work with are on there. But... I don't really have any reason to keep in touch.
I find plain old job boards to be much less offensive when it comes to the search.
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I am skilled in (and endorsed for) Tax evasion, toileting, ice cream, voice acting and sauces according to my linkedin, who wouldn't want to hire me?
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HomerTheGreat wrote: I am skilled in (and endorsed for) Tax evasion
Maybe the tax man would be interested is having you in for an interview.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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interesting skills you got there Homer!!! (Simpson)
"apparently people get really pissed off when you stop speaking in the middle of a "
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Albert Holguin wrote: but how effective do you find it to be?
Dunno, I try to keep my profile as ineffective as possible, beside name and connections it is empty. I still got few business-ish offers and requests from random recruiters.
Just be sure to turn off all notification, because they are mostly useless spam.
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It is a tool; and can be a very useful tool if you are into Business networking[^] where you need, for your business, to be connected to a lot of people, giving an receiving business opportunities from those people.
IMO, For code monkeys like us (most of us) it is not really useful until you are searching for a new job.
try it, use it; and if it does not work do not use it and just keep your professional data up to date.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I created an account maybe 4 years ago when looking for work. Haven't logged into it since. But at least I still get spam from them any time a contact does something.
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I think that's how most people seem to use LinkedIn... "looking for a job, time to update my account!" 
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Yes, and utterly ineffective. But I don't use it other than to keep my work profile more-or-less current (+/- a year or so)
Otherwise, yeah, it's mind numbing, but not as much as Farcebook.
Marc
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I get a lot of people contacting me about Network Marketing
"are you interested in additional income? we can help!!!"
kind of irritating..
"apparently people get really pissed off when you stop speaking in the middle of a "
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Worked for me ... set a profile up when I was ***** off at work, kept it (sort of) up to date then out of the blue got a message from my network... and did end up with a contract as a result. Have had all of the silly adverts, all of the annoying agencies randomly trying to connect, but have also managed to put others in touch with contacts that have led to them getting jobs. (Insert happy face here)
But it was never intended to be a "social" network - I tend to "slap" back on the "likes" and random "endorsements" ... I've been endorsed by my garden designer for SDLC ffs!!
As some of the other posts intimate ... it's a tool to be used if you want to use it. It can be effective. It can also be an irritating annoyance. You can also make a right old mess of it. Most of the (UK) advisory companies mentoring groups through redundancy situations rate it quite highly though (that T-shirt has been worn)
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You can use it as Facebook:
- post what you do and see what your mates do.
You can use it to read about points that interest you:
- following companies and people that are close to your job or needs.
You can use it to find jobs:
- there are tools to make this.
In my case, I have some contacts and I've participated in some forums that are interesting to me, but I've got nothing positive from it, only time waste by now... I guess that if some day I run out of job, I could try to use it to find a new place sooner. But who knows...
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I don't know anyone in LinkedIn (or Google+, for that matter), but my network keeps a-growin'.
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Albert Holguin wrote: It's somewhat unavoidable in today's digital age
No, it's not.
I deleted my account a few months ago. And no, never got anything usefull from there but a lot of spam.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: No, it's not.
I deleted my account a few months ago.
Well, the fact that you even made an account in the first place sort of means you didn't manage to avoid it altogether.
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Found in the library a set of DVDs with Sherlock Holmes stories played by Jeremy Brett. Never heard of him, but his play is very enjoyable. He is a very good Holmes me think...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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