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3-Jul-14 8:56

...and found this: Daydreams[^]

Tickled my funny bone - but how true, how true... Laugh | :laugh:

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

PIEBALDconsult3-Jul-14 9:30

PIEBALDconsult

3-Jul-14 9:30

And which were you seeking?

You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

OriginalGriff3-Jul-14 9:44

3-Jul-14 9:44

"The databits are flexed through the collectimizer, which strips the message elements into flow gate arrays"

Scott Adams explaining how technical people respond to questions. I think it's from "Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons" but I can't find my copy.

Richard Deeming3-Jul-14 9:58

Richard Deeming

3-Jul-14 9:58

Was it a strip on the site? The only result for "collectimizer" was this one[^].

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

OriginalGriff3-Jul-14 10:10

3-Jul-14 10:10

Don't know yet - I haven't found it! Laugh | :laugh:

Various searches on the site have failed so far...

OriginalGriff3-Jul-14 10:14

3-Jul-14 10:14

Why, oh why, oh why...
... Do I not follow my own advice and use Google first?
A very quick Google image search found it first time! Blush | :O

http://www.r21c.com/Images/AE070370050061.jpg[^]

Sander Rossel3-Jul-14 11:45

Sander Rossel

3-Jul-14 11:45

I read it every night before going to sleep and yet I didn't know this one Laugh | :laugh:

It's an OO world.

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
   public void DoWork()
   {
      throw new NotSupportedException();
   }
}

Johnny J.3-Jul-14 18:59

Johnny J.

3-Jul-14 18:59

'scuse me, could you say that again, please? I was thinking about something else... Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

CPallini3-Jul-14 19:48

CPallini

3-Jul-14 19:48

Indeed!

THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite

Taking bets

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr.3-Jul-14 8:29

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr.

3-Jul-14 8:29

Reluctantly I posted a C# question in the C# forum. I wonder if there is an answer to be found? To be honest, I believe that if I get anything it will be merely links to the LINQ answer which I specifically asked not to receive.

yes, this is a blatant promotion for a programming question I asked in the C# forum. Down vote at will : )

Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting.

"And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

"All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

Dan Neely3-Jul-14 9:19

Dan Neely

3-Jul-14 9:19

I was tempted to reply with "Use LINQ" but found an alternate target for my day before the holiday boredom. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius

Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt

loctrice3-Jul-14 9:20

loctrice

3-Jul-14 9:20

I'll go look, since you weren't nice enough to include a link.

Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine

PIEBALDconsult3-Jul-14 9:28

PIEBALDconsult

3-Jul-14 9:28

Doesn't look like a C# question. Is there a Mongo forum? Big Grin | :-D

You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr.3-Jul-14 9:36

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr.

3-Jul-14 9:36

Unfortunately, it is a C# question since I can do it in Mongo just fine : (, it is specifically the C# library itself.

chriselst3-Jul-14 10:09

chriselst

3-Jul-14 10:09

Why does Will deserve downvotes because of your misbehaviour?

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

ZurdoDev3-Jul-14 15:35

ZurdoDev

3-Jul-14 15:35

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Down vote at will

As you wish. Sniff | :^)

Just kidding. Smile | :)

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

No pain, no gain

Tim Carmichael3-Jul-14 5:08

Tim Carmichael

3-Jul-14 5:08

My wife just sent me a text picture of her legs - she picked blackberries in shorts.
Her pain is worth my gain - I do love fresh blackberries!

OriginalGriff3-Jul-14 5:25

3-Jul-14 5:25

Grief!
They are early - ours are still tiny and green. The raspberries the same.
The wild and cultivated strawberries are doing very well - those that haven't been eaten, that is... Wink | ;)

Duncan Edwards Jones3-Jul-14 5:31

Duncan Edwards Jones

3-Jul-14 5:31

My strawberries were fantastic but sadly all are eaten.

I'm taking a huge gamble that none of this is meant as a euphemism...

OriginalGriff3-Jul-14 5:39

3-Jul-14 5:39

The cultivated strawberries are almost gone - there are a few left still ripening, but they are pretty much over - but the wild version are going crazy this year, the whole garden smells of strawberries! Pity they are so small, but at least they have flavour (unlike some of the supermarket ones)

Duncan Edwards Jones3-Jul-14 8:16

Duncan Edwards Jones

3-Jul-14 8:16

I took a huge punt on global warming and planted sweetcorn (in Dublin) - you'll probably be glad to know it has not worked.

(The potatoes are doing fine though)

Mark_Wallace3-Jul-14 7:36

Mark_Wallace

3-Jul-14 7:36

Our blackberries don't turn up until September, but we've already had a good batch of raspberries.

And we had a bazillion blueberries -- until the fruggin' thrushes ate the bluddy lot!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

OriginalGriff3-Jul-14 8:01

3-Jul-14 8:01

I got a pair of gooseberry bushes ten years ago - I love gooseberries - and every year it's the same thing: loads of leaves, reasonable amount of fruit, and a couple of days before it's ripe some damn Gooseberry Sawfly bursts into life and strips the whole bush down to sticks in a morning. I've had exactly two fruits from the spiky monsters!