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Sure that's not the Isreali team?
Good to see your name again.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Hey you! 
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The one guy in front is Messi and there are 10 Dutch players running after him?
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Now, I like a joke or two in supermarkets - low boredom threshold - but I hadn't thought of this:
http://thebloggess.com/2011/08/listen-to-the-bananas/[^]
Imagine the fun of getting your bananas home, and finding "Act natural - you will be contacted soon" on them the next day...
Mwahaaaaaaaa!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"You had me at 'peel'."
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I pass the time by putting random things in laden trolleys, or swapping the contents of Blonde and Brunette hair dyes, or the best I ever did, was to go to the check out with a crate of beer and some nappies (diapers for our US friends) and when presented with the bill, complain I didn't have enough and put the nappies back.
Seriously, do it in a shop full of women and see the looks you get!
One I haven't done yet is to go into a changing cubicle, then after a few minutes yell out saying there was no toilet paper!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Putting things back is always good too.
You know those people who leave a trolley in the aisle, and wander off to find something? Take the trolley, and put all the stuff back... See how long it takes them to work out their shopping really has vanished...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Once when I and my ex-girlfriend where shopping she mentioned that we needed to buy toilet paper, I sighed and said loudly "-Oh for heavens sake, haven't I told you that you really should try to sh*t at work?". One girlfriend with the color of a tomato on her face and a lot of heads swiveling around to see who said it...
After about a week she tought it was funny, but not that day. 
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Now, I'm trying to recall what trolling have I done in the supermarket. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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OK, I bought bananas and scratched some patterns, but the scratches started turning brown immediately.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Clearly, you got defective fruit.
(It happened with me as well - visible in a couple of minutes)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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My First Search Of The Day was "symptoms of appendicitis" 
The pain I am feeling does not appear to be appendicitis since it is on the other side of my lower abdomen. It could be a hernia, but nothing is sticking out. Oh well, maybe it will hurt more tomorrow so it will be easier to figure out what it is. 
What was your first search of the day?
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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"A reason to get up", followed by "glasses", the usual.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Hmmm, very valid indeed. I was thinking Internet searches, but my bad for not being specific 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: "A reason to get up"
How about: "The sun is up, and time to relish a new day!"
Works for me. (Plus, I have a low boredom threshold and can't just lie there doing nothing for long...and I'll wriggle and wake Herself, then my nice peaceful day full of the sound of birdsong has been replaced by the sound of someone shouting corrections at the the BBC news... )
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"Where's the damn coffee?"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And if you see your cat or a mouse come flying through the room do not try to find the coffee. That's impossible. Instead only realize the truth... There is no coffee. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Flying mice happen round here naturally.
We have pipistrelles[^] which do the job all on their own, and the conventional variety which get assistance from Dij.
It can be quite a surprise to have a mouse fly past your face when you aren't expecting it...
But in this house: there is always coffee. Including the backup coffee, the emergency backup backup beans, and the "oh god I'm desperate" absolute emergency instant cr@p-in-a-jar. So far the mere existence of the last one has prevented me needing to use it!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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SoMad wrote: What was your first search of the day?
System.Windows.Size, because unlike System.Drawing.Size, this struct (used more in WPF it seems) doesn't have operators like Subtract.
WPF is like a prostitute. All glittery and curvy and great to look at, but then you realize...
Marc
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I didn't realize it mattered. 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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We're serving roast beaver at the office today, and taking turns at swinging a bat at a harp seal pinata!
Sing along... "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars..."
Will Rogers never met me.
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I think you pretty well covered all the bases there Roger... oh except maybe for a mention of Anne Murray?
Too freakin funny.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Mike Hankey wrote: except maybe for a mention of Anne Murray?
Don't forget Celine Dion. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Don't forget Celine Dion.
But Ravi, she was a titanic suckcess?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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"It's a love story and a boat sinks in the background" type of suckcess?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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