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I'm sorry, I won't do it again. 
Here, have some chocolate.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: chocolate.
Where? Kindly send that here. I'll give you the address. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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It's in the mail, didn't you get it?
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I argued with my wife when I was right once.
Once.
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Quote: It's your way to ask for forgiveness? Be a man, humble yourself! Be a man, be a rag!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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as the internet saying goes...
Arguing with women is like reading the Software License Agreement.
At the end, you ignore everything and click
"I agree"
mess up once and learn from the mistake...
Regards,
Anantha Sharma
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Didn't you get your copy of The Rules? Guys aren't allowed to read it, but I thought you ladies all received a copy before your first date.
That rule is definitely in there, or so I've been told repeatedly over the years.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hilarious[^] - If Nagy hadn't been self-employed, I would have ventured the guess that it was his company... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 26-Jun-14 3:27am.
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I may have worked in a corporate environment in the past and I may or may not have experienced this before.
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Since we had a CodeProject summer party at a great downtown venue last night, I too thought this was appropriate this morning. 
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I can't see without glasses... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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If you are a real human you will say "WFT" and click the (?) button
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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Did you try "42"??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Can you put your contacts in then take another picture.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Having a little treble, I'm missing a bit of bass, but that's age for you!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Apparently I am not a human. I knew it!
This is an automatic message. Please do not reply.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Nice try, OG Bot.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I didn't know this mindless pap had spread so far, but I'm rather gratified that it did, this clip, anyway:
Pole Dance[^]
Probably NSFW at the more rectrocranially-inverted companies around the world, but there's no nudity or crass language involved, just a talented and beautiful young woman who provides a new definition of "physically fit" to the world of terpsichorean performance.
Enjoy, and practice, practice, practice...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I saw it and reported in the Lounge just yesterday, maybe it's a time-difference thing.
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Maybe it's a "I'm getting old and don't notice all that I should thing," too. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: practice, practice, practice...
3 shows a night at the Spatzkie Gentlemen's Club
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Mike Hankey wrote: 3 shows a night at the Spatzkie Gentlemen's Club
I wondered how you stay in such good shape...
Will Rogers never met me.
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