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Empire Strikes Back playing one side of the screen with Netbeans below and Chrome on the other side.
Productivity running at 73% 
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If your boss discovers that, I think you'll find him quite Hoth-stile.... 
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modified 24-Jun-14 6:49am.
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That won't be the worst of it. He's been touching me inappropriately lately, I'd quit if I wasn't self employed.
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What a bad employer you have there. I read somewhere that if you use Graphic Image Nullifier with him your connection will improve! I wish you good luck sir.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You can get lower than that - using dual monitor! 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I don't have a second screen, though I am considering using Mrs Wife's tablet for moviefication during the day.
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Luke is Darth Vaders son. Ha spoilt it for you.
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I am male. I am over the age of 7. I am a geek; borderline nerd. QED, I have seen the film.
Also.
A friend of mine's son is called Luke and he loves saying "Luke, I am your Father"; worked well until said son say Empire.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I am over the age of 7
I thought that was the minimum age for your scotch.
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Scotch? Never touch the bloody stuff. Occasionally I'll have whiskey, but never scotch.
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Not being a drinker it was the quickest thing I could think of. 
I know you like the occasional gin. 
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The skill of being an occasional drinker is turning every opportunity into an occasion.
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I can't get away with that kind of thing, my productivity reducer is a text stream of the cricket on one screen while I work on the other.
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 How is your screen size?
Which spec do you use?
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Again from Ilson (Ilkeston);
Quote: LEE Moss, of Croft Crescent, Awsworth, was fined £100 and ordered to pay a £20 victim surcharge and £150 costs for dropping a cigarette in Wilmot Street, Ilkeston, on August 20.
LOUISE O'Neill, of Cotmanhay Road, Ilkeston, was fined £100 and ordered to pay a victim surcharge of £20 and £150 costs for dropping a cigarette in Bath Street, Ilkeston, on August 20.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Who was the victim? Who did the cigarettes land on?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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We're all the victim Griff, the cigarettes landed on our green and pleasant land. Forget that, it was Ilkeston.
The victim surcharge is somewhat euphemistically named, it is a tax, pure and simple.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Who was the victim?
I had to look this up too - it turns out of the court imposes a fine or custodial sentence, the defendant has to pay a victim surcharge to the victim support service. Seems a bit nonsensical here - the victim is the local council and they already have street cleaner so I doubt they need much support. It's not like they are going to be mentally damaged by the issues raised by cigarette butts.
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What a load of spherical objects... 
Mind you, I was offered victim counselling years ago (in Hampshire) when the police wrote to say they couldn't solve the crime I reported.
Someone had pinched the tax disk off my motorcycle, presumably because they didn't want to pay for insurance. I was of course badly traumatised by this violent intrusion. </PinocchioMode>
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Who is spherical, and to what does he object?
Sorry - too an opportunity to good to miss.
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Eric Pickles[^], passing a Greggs[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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At least you get news. According to the local paper[^], nothing has happened here since 19th April.
2013.
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That was from a paper for the whole of Derbyshire.
The best that Lichfield can come up with is a boy's 'extreme' haircut[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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