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You need separate categories; politicians and lawyers, and adjust the strengths accordingly!
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Why would you need to adjust the strength? Surely "lethal" is the correct dose for both of those groups. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Why would you need to adjust the strength? Surely "lethal" is the correct dose for both of those groups.
True but;
1) Lethal but linger a very long time
2) ...
3) ...
4) ...
5) Kill the bastard quick
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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You can't use #1 on a lawyer - every extra second it took them to die would cost you £100!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And you don't think it's worth it?
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Damn and that's a cheap lawyer. 
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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If they aren't going be suffering, what's the point of a slow death.
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Have them run past a gallery of shooters instead of some official having all the fun of shooting them. If they are shot outside the target zone penalties apply. Target zone to be decided by crowd acclamation.
Profession of runner to be published prior to race.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Towards the end of the race, I can see every contestant anime-style-screaming as they move forward an inch.
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Love it.
I picture the lawyers taking the time to remove the dart, and sacrifice the leg with a tight tourniquet before running.
But I think we should do it with Congress, and as they approach the finish line.
We have the NRA sponsored shooters, and the OTHER SIDE (Pun intended) would be anti-gunners. So any stray shots that missed the runners, could take out someone anyways
All said and done, we'd be a better country.
===
Libertarian... Someone who believes they are above the Left and the Right
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The best part is that they'd all be disqualified at the end, for failing the drugs test.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Combine this sport with elections, and I'd definitely pay to watch.
Line up each candidate, dart 'em, and let 'em go. For the primaries, the 2 that get the farthest get to come back in November for the General. We could call it "The Bungler Games". I don't think we could do much worse that who's been in office lately. 
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Believe it or not, I'v never even SEEN twitter. What is it, and what's the point??
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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#clueless
Actually, I'm with you. I don't use it although I went there once or twice.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: #clueless
Brilliant !  
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Kevin Marois wrote: What is it
Imagine posts like Nagy's, but millions of people making them. 
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P0mpey3 wrote: Imagine posts like Nagy's, but millions of much stupider even when sober people making them.
FTFY!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oy! I resemble that remark! 
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Rubbish, @GinAndBacon is far too sensible to post crap.
All the time.
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Oh, the HORROR!!!
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You know when you are in a busy bar and you can just catch tiny snippets of everyone else's conversations - you don't get much information but you might be able to tell if a fight is about to break out? Twitter is that for the internet.
(If you disagree, you can tweet me @Merrion )
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Is your name there cut in half on tortoise?
The console is a black place
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I also have never tweeted or even been on there but have heard a lot about it. It has absolutely no interest for me.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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We're in the same camp. I don't see the point. But it does seem to be getting more popular. Though I don't understand why.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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