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The fast and the furious 7...
I know it is a really bad joke... 
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The forbidden love of Marc Clifton and JavaScript [^]
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Another Paris movie.
Crouching Paris, Hidden Tampon
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Well, I must pass on this one. It's not a Debbie movie as far as I can tell, because I sure as heck don't think she's going to heaven...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Carlo and the 'no pizza in heaven' sign.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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They just can't leave it at home, can they?[^]
"Dear sir, I am the son of the Nigerian Sport Minister, and I have 10 million goals I wish to deposit in your account... "
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What, are they match fixing it for Scotland to Win? That appears to be the only logical fixing, otherwise it is business as usual, i.e. Scotland lose.
Even if no fixing was involved and Scotland was to win, there would be allegations of it being a fix! 
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You must have won something! You qualified for the world cup in '98. And '90.
Not since, admittedly... But Wales hasn't qualified since before I was born - 1958 was the last time! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I never knew, since usually don't eat Quiche.
But todays Featured Article[^] made me realize that I am.
Pascal was the first language I did something more advanced than "Hello World" in.
Funny how the same discussion goes on still today if you substitute Fortran and Pascal for C# and VB or any languages of your choice.
But the best part is the description of the RPC-4000
ucbvax!G:tut wrote: The new computer had a one-plus-one addressing scheme, in which each machine instruction, in addition to the operation code and the address of the needed operand, had a second address that indicated where, on the revolving drum, the next instruction was located. In modern parlance, every single instruction was followed by a GO TO!
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Even 11 years ago it wasn't right!!! It's so old that went out of fashion in about 1995. Then with Windows taking command, you got an operating system that use the same parameter passing mechanism that Pascal uses...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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We have a Doric word that sounds like 'Quiche' that we use inplace of it to express our thought of it.
The word is: Keigh[^]
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I hate to use the word epic, but that is just, Epic!
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Quote: Real Programmers don't wear high-heeled shoes.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Oh. Okay.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Well, it's true, isn't it? You're a database developer, so you're not a REAL programmer, are you? 
Oh no, I once again forgot that you are heavily armed and live in the same country as me. Please forget what I said... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm not a real programmer in any case.
I'm a database developer that doesn't like stored procedures, so I stand with one leg in both fields without being good at neither. But I know what you do on which side, so I also know how to get performance.
I also live on the other side of the country, so until I've finished the compulsator I don't think you need to worry.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: a database developer that doesn't like stored procedures
 There should be more of us.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering KABOOM!!
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“Unfortunately the world-wide facility for detecting these events, LIGO, is currently shut down for an upgrade"
Ain't that always the way? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Hopefully the (independent) VIRGO[^] array was operational.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The Ordovician-Silurian Mass Extinction Event is thought to have been caused by a GRB
We were lucky that A) It was so far away, 2) Wasn't pointing toward us, and Thirdlymost) that they are so rare that we should not bother worrying about them.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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It's already been shown to be something far less dramatic. 
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