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A doctor tells his patient that he is very sick.
"What!?", responds the patient, "I want a second opinion!"
"Allright", says the doctor, "you're also very ugly"
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I know this should be in bugs and suggestions, but what happened to "Search". I know I saw this joke recently, but search for "second opinion" turns up "no matches"? That phrase is in the second line of the top forum entry!
Dave
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Ze grammatical structure of ze first sentence is such dat, ze he in he is very sick is referring to ze Doctor, not ze patient.
As such, as you move forward into ze 2nd sentence, you are viss tought zat it iz ze Doctor who iz sick.
In ze 2nd sentence, ze punctuation for What!? iz incorrect. It should be What?!.
As vell, in ze 2nd sentence, responds is too drab. It should be squalled.
Likevise, want is too borink-ish. squalled gives more of an umphasis. (Oh, dat vas funny. I keel myself!)
Zen, az you read ze sird (3rd) line, being ze punch line, ze joke, it does not jive.
Zat, und Allright has only vun (1) "l".
Correct grammar:
A doctor tells a patient, "I have some bad news. You're very ill."<br />
"What?!", squalled the patient, "I demand a second opinion!"<br />
"Alright", says the doctor, "you're also very ugly."
Ozer dan dat, ze joke iz OK.
Sincerely,
Dr. Schvetzenhausen, Chairman
Nazzi Applicative Grammar Group (NAGG)
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nine
Never too punktuashun in a wrow.
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Ja vol, Herr Kommandant!!
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Not sure if I should laugh or if I should kill you...
You'll like this though[^] 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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No need to do ze latter.
For, az I noted und my first reply, "I keel myself!"
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You write remarkably well, considering that you appear to have been born yesterday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, I was very surprised to be asked if I wanted a Gear Neo from my fairy godfather. It turned up today and right now I feel like Dick Tracey wearing it. My wife agrees with this. At least I think that is what she meant when she said I looked like a Dick.
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I was offered one as well, but I had to turn it down - my phone won't pair with it. 
Ah well - it's not my style anyway. 
Good luck - I'll look forward to the article!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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you should get one of those security type earphone[^] to go with it and then will you look like a Dick.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: At least I think that is what she meant
Um, er... never mind. 
Do provide a review, is this thing actually useful?
BTW: What ever happened to the musical collaboration with ah, um, I can't remember his name from CP?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: BTW: What ever happened to the musical collaboration with ah, um, I can't remember his name from CP?
Sadly it fell through. The video series that Chris was putting together met with an untimely end, so Christian and I were left without a video outlet. I live in hope that we can revive it though.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: were left without a video outlet.
I've been hearing good things about this place called, I think, UChoob...
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I know I sound old by saying this, but oh well...
You know, back in my day we had cell phones we actually had to take out of our pockets, and we liked it fine that way!
Jeremy Falcon
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We're going to need a pic to prove this.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: We're going to need a pic to prove this.
That Pete's a Dick? I think that's self-evident.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Oooh - tough crowd today!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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His jealousy is so transparent 
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But I'm waiting for the iWatch before I decide if I too want to look like a pretentious idiot.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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You don't need the iWatch for that
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True, but I'd sleep better at night if I could use the iWatch as an excuse. 
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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I'll put one in the article.
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"what she meant when she said I looked like a Dick" - ROTFL - since we being blokes can never read a females mind, we'll never really know
Thanks for the laugh of the day so far POH
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I was surprised that they offered me one, too - Had to turn it down because I lack of time and a phone to pair it with. I started an article on this topic, because it somehow bit me. I got a fair bit of prep work done, however there is no code yet. Take a look[^], if you want to.
[Especially the Tizen Wearable SDK can be a PITA if you rely on the Installation Manager]
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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