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It would, and if your luck was down you could choose between death, anal polyps, JavaScript or VB...
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I give is roughly the space between two Hydrogen atoms
Which two?
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jQuery is the ultimate Swiss army sledgehammer of frameworks, it does everything but it has so many attachments that you can't find the one that you want to use for the tiny corner of its functionality you need.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: when all I need can be done in 15 lines of clean javascript?
Because it can be done in one line in jQuery and you don't have to worry about browser compatibility.
Jeremy Falcon
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: 783TB
You don't have jQuery with that massive file. What kind of server do you have that thing on?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Piccy[^]
This is a picture of Nebula from the Guardians of the Galaxy film.
And yes that IS Karen Gillan and yes she did shave her hair off!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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If only that was 4 characters shorter... 
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H.R. Giger - Swiss artist - dies at 74, his vision gave life to Alien [^]
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Yeah, we discussed that yesterday[^], Leslie! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Yeah, we discussed that yesterday[^], Leslie!
Oh geez! do I get sent to the re-post stockade?
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No, it's full already, so we'll let you off with a warning... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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...It won't let her in! 
Inspired by this![^] - and in case somebody doesn't know what a Smart car really is, this is it[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sent to The Wife. 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Really? Nice to have known you...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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...and that's how the fight started...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It got a Top Gear award![^]
(YouTube, SFW)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I haven't actually driven one, but I've been a passenger in one, and I can understand why!
Only good thing about it is that it's easy to park[^]... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That image just revealed itself a line at a time.
If I'd been waiting to find out if the lady in the picture was wearing underwear or not then it would have been exactly like most of my earliest experiences of the internet.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Well, most of us have traded in the 56k modem for a faster line by now. Maybe it's about time for you as well? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Well, most of us have traded in the 56k modem for a faster line by now
We recently had to buy a load of them to put in people's houses after someone bought a field system that only sends data back to the office when connected to a dial up modem.
They are quite expensive.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Hah! He didn't even try hard![^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well, I own a Tata Nano[^] and that's as small as the smart car..
It's abundantly spacious..
The ease to park is not its only good point... 
I love to drive it.. it cuts easily through traffic 
.:>GSN<:.
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Smart Car with big block Chevy engine[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Oh, the Captain loved the ladies
But he dragged himself a wife
Now he's wishin' he was fishin'
But he's on the hook for life.
Well, I guess he shouldn't 've oughta
But he drowned her in the water
And then a flounder downed her
That's why they never found her.
Which movie?
(perhaps reply with, ... a small poem?)
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