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"A walk of a thousand miles begins with but a single step".
"For those who live on a smill island, consider reconsidering"
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Marc Clifton wrote: Saved Bill Gates from an assassination attempt.
What were you thinking? Saving Satan? 
If you'd had a CCW permit and a decent gun, and your state let CCW holders carry in a bar, Bill would still be alive and your shoulder wouldn't hurt the next morning.
Marc Clifton wrote: It matters only what path your feet walk.
Having a bag to match the shoes is important, too.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Paulo Augusto Künzel wrote: That is quite a nice incentive.
Sorry, did I miss it? What incentive?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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"£29.9m investment"
"£4m of support for the new jobs"
"offered £1.2m of training support for the investment."
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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So the company gets a pile of wonga to open up shop: how much of that is going to be passed on the the peons?
Clue: eBuggrAll (anag)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Paulo Augusto Künzel wrote: "£29.9m investment"
"£4m of support for the new jobs"
"offered £1.2m of training support for the investment."
Oh, you are saying it is an incentive for the company. I see. I misunderstood and thought you were saying it was a big incentive for someone to go get a job there. My mistake. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's alright, after you asked I started to wonder if I haven't expressed my idea the wrong way.
Thanks for asking.
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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If it's any consolation, I have no idea what incentive either...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Based on the OP's reply to me I think OP means incentive for the company, not the individual. That makes more sense.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Nope, look again. See "IT jobs", major red flag. Next, look up "Capita Managed IT Solutions", look at their careers section.
Run away screaming.
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Wow, what a great work environment!
Marc
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I'd love to work in an office that had "T.E.A.M." printed on A3 sheets on the bosses' office glass wall. I do very much hope they've used that acronym to make some profound comment on the nature of working collaboratively.
(I think I would go with "Treat Everyone As Morons")
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It's like the "There is no 'I' in team," Just reply "No, but you belong in Scunthorpe!"
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: "There is no 'I' in team,"
I prefer "but there's one in bullsh*t"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Rearrange them to "M.A.T.E."
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Got this in my inbox "English Comedy Show, starring the world's funniest German (possibly the only one!), Christian Schulte-Loh."
It'll be fun they said...
If you happen to be in Budapest on Saturday evening, it's in Mozsár Kávézó on Nagymező utca at 8pm. I used to live off Nagymező utca on Ó utca; not that that means anything.
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Well, he has to be better than Henning Wehn.
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Well? So is a rectal examination!
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But Henning Wehn was invented by Jesus!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Ó utca; not that that means anything.
Of course it doesn't, it's all in foreign. 
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Big Field Street and Old Street. Better?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Big Field Street and Old Street. Better?
Come on. You just made up those names. Where's your creativity? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Actually no. As I said I lived on Ó utca [Old/Ancient Street] back in my bachelor near the corner of Nagymező utca. Nagy means big and mező is field or pasture. You can chicken on Google translate. What is interesting is that Ó is not translated correctly.
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So what exactly is a "Big Vilmos"? Too much good food?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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