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I usualy listen to music while working, so I don't even hear if someone makes annoying noises.
But I must constantly look out if the boss comes into the room and starts speaking to me 
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A panic button to hide the pr0n surfing works for me... 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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8 people in an open plan office, 1 git munching on breakfast, you're a pussy!
I have 300 on this floor, all on benches, most of them are Asian (locals and Indian) and some their food is extraordinarily aromatic, try sticky rice that smells of three week dead dog.
I have a bunch of them on a near bench who have a habit of discussing something in high pitched mandarin that not only frustrates me but the sound just grates the nerves, something like a nail on a chalk board.
1 silly prick annoying me I could live with or tell him to sod of to the kitchen, try working with a horde of the bastards.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: their food is extraordinarily aromatic, try sticky rice that smells of three week dead dog.
Sounds like what was served up last night.
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While some of the food served up in this part of the world can be delicious some is is an insult to a digestive system.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Didn't know that you lived in the UK? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nah he's never had cooking from my mother in law... That is an experience you will never forget.
She once cooked a curry with nan bread that was cooked for 30 minutes in the oven. I dropped mine on the plate that evening while sneezing and it cracked the plate 
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The first time my mother met her future mother in law she was walking down the path with my dad when the door to the house flew open, my grandmother came flying out with a tray of Yorkshire puddings that went flying down the garden with accompanying curses.
Both of my grandmothers were crap cooks, and Yorkshire puddings are something that generations of us now cannot make.
Not that I like the things anyway, but Aunt Bessie has been helping us out for years.
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chriselst wrote: Yorkshire puddings are something that generations of us now cannot make.
Thank God for small miracles...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A couple of months ago I had a contractor over from Germany for a few days. I inflicted our staff canteen on him each lunchtime (cleverly not eating there myself).
One day he experienced Yorkshire Pudding for the first time.
He made it quite clear it would be the last.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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LOL 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: sticky rice that smells of three week dead dog.
Probably was as well! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Do they bring in their durian too?
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Good god no, dammed stuff is banned from the building thankfully.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Have you actually tried it? I think it is lovely. Well the flesh is, the outside stinks worse than Paris's Pissoir.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Have you actually tried it
Absolutely, while the smell is not pleasant I find the texture too soft and squishy and it is way too sweet. And I am someone who like epoisse, so stinky is not the issue.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: a horde of the bastards
I have a new name for the occupants of my office.
Thank you.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Yup.
Until recently, my employer though it was a good plan to keep 75% of his IT function in the same room as the call centre, so noisy calls. With Radio 1 going to get the call centre staff through the "down" periods. Nick Grimshaw (whose main talent is to produce noise between the awful music)followed by Fearne Cotton (whose main talent is being mildly photogenic around 5 years ago) is not the best way to start your day.
One bloke eating breakfast would have been a welcome relief from that.
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Ok so there are some small mercies around, I at least do not have to put up with tv/radio in the office, in the common areas they have a TV blaring 24/7, I know this as I sometimes come in at weird hours.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The answer to you question may be understood with a parable, thus:
Q: Why does a male dog lick himself?
A: Because he can.
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If he has a can of coke for breakfast he's probably not going to live very long so just ride it out. You'll have the last laugh.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Johnny J. wrote: Why the HELL can't he eat his breakfast at home or at the lunch table in the office kitchen instead of by his work station???
Probably because he wouldn't be getting paid for either of those two options.
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If you look up a .NET 4 function, you'll get extensive documentation of each parameter, remarks, examples, everything you need. Look up .NET 4.5. Do it right now, look up anything. You'll get
actionName
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The name of the action method.
How does this help? How is this help? It's clearly just the GhostDoc default auto-generated filler! Thousands of pages of this crap, fobbed off on developers as "documentation." If a machine is generating it, it isn't explaining anything, is it? Do they really think this is going to save them money? Stack overflow is not an acceptable substitute for documentation! I'm going back to C so I can at least read man pages written by a human.
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I give your rant 6/10.
You'd of pushed to a strong 7/weak 8 if you would have used the phrase "Die in a Fire".
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