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Oh, California. 'Nuff said. 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Can't you share a link of a naked woman performing Kung-Fu? 
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Google/Youtube for A Chinese Torture Chamber Story kung fu
NSFW but funny
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Yes...
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
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whatever he´s doing, it is not Kung Fu.
(Or any other form of Martial Arts for that matter :-p)
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Oooooh, I had so high hopes for this post, and boy was I disappointed! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Presumably his battery had run out and he was trying to get charged?
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Everybody was kung fu fighting ...
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M@dHatter wrote: Everybody was kung fu fighting
Well, he is definitely not fast as lightning, and it is more than just a little bit frightening... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Go check out the new video i posted. lol
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Nope, still dangly in the wrong places... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My internet went down for 10 minutes so I went down stairs to reset the router and ended up bumping in to my wife and son in the living room.
They seemed like nice people.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Are you blind and have hair on your palms?
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wasnt the last time your iternet went down the reason why you now HAVE a son?
Bryce
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bryce wrote: time your iternet went down the reason why you now HAVE a son?
No, the time his wife didn't!!
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Do like me; I have a chinchilla, 2 degu squirrels (with 2 offsprings now), and 2 gerbils.
They will chew up the cables in no time (including TV, washing machine tubes etc.) so you will be free of technology quickly 
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Wow, that joke made the whole "social" Internet, I think : it was a line on tumblr which has been screenshoted and posted on imgur as a attachment of a reddit post...
Still funny, though...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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The Weasleys have a ghoul in the attic. Your family has you.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Thanks for this link !
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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"Distractify". I may reuse this.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Great!
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. T.Jefferson
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OK, you probably know that some fraudsters are sending poor quality emails deliberately on the basis that anyone who responds is thick enough to fall for their scam, so they are worth spending time on.
But...this is worse than usual:
Good morning!
You has the fines for income tax.
Sum total: $213.82
===Detailed notification is in the attached archive===
You gotta check out form before: August 13th 2014.
Else you'll receive claim.
Regards,
Chief of Kentucky Department of Revenue.
Hiram Burris
+1 (702) 138-89-16
If you have any comments or questions please do not hesitate to contact us. Thanks again and have a great day.
No threats found in this email. Checked by Clam Antivirus.
Wrong currency, wrong country, wrong continent, wrong grammar, and...a virus infected attachment. Oh dear... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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