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Unless you have a pocket-sized book that you keep in your pocket.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Unless you have a pocket-sized book that you keep in your pocket.
So a book about 10cm x 12.5 cm?
Michael Martin
Australia
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- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well...there is this[^] which is 8.2cm x 15.3cm - fits in most pockets pretty well.
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have one of these.[^] It is a good pocket book, but I don't put it in in my pocket.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I bought a pocket calculator.
It was a complete waste of money though.
I already knew how many pockets I had.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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 Nice.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Stolen and sent to FacebookLand.
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Best place for it apart from Tw*tter.
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All kinds of great stuff I look up online.
I buy one every time they come out with a new edition fantasizing about how useful it's going to be, then I never crack it open except to show people all the cool stuff that's in there.
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Since this is an international site, let's translate that.
Pocketbook = ladies purse
Faggot = bundle of sticks or cigarette
So:
Ladies purse
Something used by bundles of sticks that don't know what a wallet is.
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also "a traditional dish in the UK, especially South and Mid Wales and the Midlands of England. It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork. A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes bread crumbs." (Ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29[^])
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Faggot = bundle of sticks or cigarette
Fag = cigarette.
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cigarette = a smoke
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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It sucks. It is a pitbull song so it has to. Couldn't they just reuse waving flag by K'naan?
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Completely agree! Wow, what a disaster of a song.  
Waving flag was so much better. This song sounds like a joke. Haven't heard any more of the 'official' album yet, other than the Shakira song which is even worse, in my opinion. 'La la la la la la la'...what profound lyrics. Must have taken her ages to come up with those...
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Alexander DiMauro wrote: 'La la la la la la la'...what profound lyrics
LOL.
If it has likes of Pitbull, Lil Wayne and Drake, JB, Miley Cyrus and they play it between the breaks, I might give up watching football.
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The England Team has it's own song already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsOmizjm0Xw[^]
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Why don't you save money rather than flying them all the way to Brazil? I never get it. Is there any professional sport at which England team is good?
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Um...
...Curling?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Canada is better at it. Fail!
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Not me - I live in Wales!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Once Scotland leaves the Union, England will never be good at curling again.
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Or Tennis.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, England is no good at that (in fact I don't think we even have a team, do we?). The UK is pretty decent because Scotland is pretty decent.
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That's probably the real reason the PM doesn't want the Scots to say "bye-bye"! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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